Stars: they’re just like us obsessing over the newTaylor Swiftalbum.

Swift took the world by surprise byannouncingFolkloremere hours before its release on Thursday.

“It started with imagery.

Nicole Kidman, Taylor Swift

Credit: Ben Rothstein / Focus Features; Daniel Torok/Patrick McMullan via Getty Images

“Stars drawn around scars.

A cardigan that still bears the scent of loss 20 years later….A whiskey bottle beckoning.

Hands held through plastic.

A single thread that, for better or for worse, ties you to your fate.”

Sounds like an A24 horror film to us.