Frankly, it was about time you guys started pulling your own weight out there.
Last week, at least, I poked at you with a stick, and we got something going.
So lets see how it pans out this week.
Credit: Brian Bowen Smith
Now lets do this dance of death, thistango muerte.
8:01Coming up in the next hour: Its Run Week, booms the announcer man.
What the hell is Run Week?
Any chance he said, Its Rerun Week?
Because you all know I could use a week off.
8:02Were about to hit the road with new movies, says Adrianna Costa in long shot.
Oh, itsroadweek; all the films have cars in them.
And Miss Hawaii wins!
Jason gets Jerry, and Will gets his mental game going.
You better bring it, man, he tells Jason, smiling passive-aggressively.
Is the kindly Lucky Penny director gonna turn Hollywood shark on us?
I want to see Will kick a dog, or at least make a PA cry.
8:06And there they are, bronzed, plumped, utterly perfect, and right there in my face.
Hello, Adriannas pair of breasts.
Gotta love em: Gary co-wroteBig; Penny directed it.
At one time I knew practically every line of that movie by heart.
One thing we all shouldve done tonight instead of watchingOn the Lot: re-watchBig.
His movie is Driving Under the Influence, about a car radio that makes people dance against their will.
Another dancing movie for this guy?
Im not gonna blog too much about the movies tonight.
Lets make fun of other stuff…
8:21…like Penny Marshall.
Ive soaked her in for a bit, and yeah, the jig is up.
I dont think thats Penny Marshall at all.
I think thats Garry Marshall in drag.
You in there, Garry?
This time our heroes not only find pirates, but they also findlove, he says.
Zach, you suck-up, Carrie has already offered you her daughter!
What more do you want from the woman?
She and Garry are so darned cute.
I dont know whats so great about being the mick-ah master.
And make-a prettier, to go with.
And keep doing stuff.
8:36I like the way Kentucky Jason says film: my fiilll-mmmh.
How you doing, Jerry?)
8:48How horrible is it to root against Will?
Now, if I win this competition, then I can make my dreams andtheirdreams come true.
So vote for Will, people.Do it for the children.
Vote for Willor else he has to go back to raising his kids.
8:50Im a Beethoven guy.Ive written beforethat hes as good as it gets.
The last part of the Ninth Symphony, the Ode to Joy, you dont mess around with.
And Im giving Will even more demerits now that hes slopped the Ninth onto his silly little road-rage movie.
Roll over, Beethoven.
So what do you think?
How about those breasts?
Which is your favorite Marshall?
Dont you think Wills tactics are cheap?
And did I do better this week?
