American Idolis giving me some serious mixed messages, PopWatchers.
Thats some serious fandom right there.
Uh-oh, Whitney, youve gotcompetition.)
Johnny D. introduced himself to the audience by announcing that Imthe guy with the free stuff.
The louder you are, the more free stuffthey give to me to give to you.
Two: Do not clap along with the songs.
We love the swaying.Sigh.
The relationship started off with such promise, too.
(Because Ryan, and Brooke, and I, are sostreet.)
It was the last time I saw him with any kind ofenergy all night.
fiddled withthe guitar amp.
shrug, and soon enough Paulas up and dancing asCook sings about being alive.
Iveseen some serious disasters up on that stage, and Brooke didnt comeanywhere near it.
Hey, it bought me a car.
(Ive also got to give mad props see!street!
History will look back kindly onyour brave service to the nation, young man, I promise you.)
Syesha Mercado apparated on stage honestly, she was just suddenlythere and soon we were into Paulagate 2008.
(Click herefor the full rundown.)
Okay, like seven, but still.)
(Methinks someone was unhappywith Simons prevision of tonights results.)
Wheres David Cooks mom?
Mama Cook waved to her son, hewaved back see!
and I emerged into a world far, far moreshaky and uncertain than when Id exited.
I turn the discussion over to you, PopWatchers.
Do you think Paulasgaffe will be addressed in tonights results show?
Will any explanationquell your wildest conspiracy theories?
