We found out tonight, when a bewitched Snow White went full vigilante.
Long story short: It was kind of awesome.
The object of Charmings affection, meanwhile, is blissfully humming as she sweeps the dwarfs cottage floor.
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She delicately holds out her hand, and a jolly little bluebird lands on it.
Actually, I guess shecould have done worse.
Though the little guys forget to hang ared-lettered banner, the whole intervention sequence is still pretty hilarious.
But Snow Dark isnt moved by her pals or Jiminy.
Fasten your seat belts, everyone Snow is pissed off and prepared to commit Reginacide.
As Snow sets off, her Storybrooke self is stuck in the sheriffs office.
NEXT: Imagine what it can do to human flesh.
Emma begins by revealing that the telltale heart was discovered near the t[r]oll bridge.
MM admits that she and David used to have their secret rendezvous there.
Mary Margaret knows shes being framed but Regina urges Emma not to be so certain about that.
She asks for information about the queens whereabouts.
And if the weapon can slice through diamonds, imagine what it can do to human flesh.
Soft, pliable, tender flesh.
Man, I love Snow Dark!
I want her and Granny and Mr. Gold to ruin lives together on a spinoff.
Pongo can come too.
Who can blame her its a great show!
He proposes asking Rumpelstiltskin if he can make Snow the way she was.
Well, anything but dental work.
Back in the apartment she shares with MM, Emmas doing the sloppiest investigation ever.
(No gloves, no love!)
Henry arrives and proposes that Regina has a motive for framing Mary Margaret.
Unfortunately, claims about Snow White and the Evil Queen wont exactly hold up in court.
All thoughts of Regina are erased when a clanking noise draws Emma to the heating grate in MMs room.
She lifts it up, and finds a hidey hole which happens to contain a wicked-looking hunting knife.
Whats more, August says hes come to town to make Emma believe in fairies.
Clap your hands, everyone!
The prince gallops off, hoping that the nude noble is wrong.
Reginas busying herself peeling an apple in the creepiest way possible when David bursts into her office.
Regina tells him that everyone has a dark side, and that evil is made rather than born.
He is not invited to my spinoff.
MM, of course, didnt know there was a knife in her heating vent.
Heck, she doesnt even know where her heating vent is!
(Hint, MM: Its where all the heat comes from.)
And right on cue, Mr. Gold appears.
Storybrookes richest man isnt just a shopkeeper and an attempted murderer: Hes also an attorney.
Clearly, you dont get that evil without spending a few years in law school.
Though Emmas immediately suspicious, MMs desperate enough to take Mr. Gold on as her counsel.
Cut to Rumpelstiltskins Dark Castle.
Rump is happy to oblige.
By the time James arrives at the Dark Castle, Snow and Grumpy are long gone.
Ah, yes: withTwue Wuv, mocks Rump.
Rumpelstiltskin conjures up a map that reveals Snows whereabouts and gives it to David in exchange for his cloak.
Some men hunt for sport; others hunt for food.
The only thing Rumps hunting for isan outfit that looks goooooood.
Behold, the power of reading.
Because she is awesome, she retaliates by knocking him unconscious.
When James comes to, hes trussed to a tree.
Also, never sneak up behind a woman so you could smooch her.
Snow Dark spots Reginas enormous hat from her hiding spot and takes aim, then lets loose Rumps arrow.
Hed throw his hand on a blade for her!
At this, Snow is touched.
She softly kisses James.
This time Twue Wuv does its job, and Snows memories come flooding back.
Now its Snows turn to vow that shell find her love.
NEXT: Hairy magic; plus, whats up with August and water?
Things arent looking great for David and still-incarcerated MM either.
He visits her and reveals that he remembers asking her not to kill someone in the woods.
David doesnt mention that when they chatted, she appeared to be wearing a wig.
Mary Margaret is understandably dismayed.
She hisses for him to get away from her good riddance, since Davids kind of the worst.
A contrite Snow White heads back to New Dwarfington to ask for her friends forgiveness.
Somehow, I think that their journeys going to be much more fun to watch thanMirror Mirror.
That evening, the teacher takes flight because nothing proves innocence like a jailbreak.
Gold manages to curb his enthusiasm and tells his new-found ally that shes more powerful than she knows.
Evidently, Rump has finally bottled the magic of Twue Wuv.
Look out, ladies!
Breadcrumbs:
Mary Margaret is a shade taller than 57.
Now everything is covered in white powder.
Did the seasons change really quickly, or what?
Update:Wondering what Snow was humming before she went medieval on that bluebird?
Commenter Laura K. thinks it sounded like With a Song in My Heart, a Rodgers and Hart tune.
Check out Doris Days renditionhere.
Right after telling Henry that he knows the truth about the book, August orders a glass of water.
Is this a coincidence?
A callback to his speech about waters magical properties?
A hint about his fairy tale identity?
Also, did August add info about Reginas skeleton keys to the story book?
Charming to Naked Knight: Put your hands where I can see them.
On second thought… dont.
Guess people in Fairy Land dont believe in underwear.
Rumpelstiltskin has a lovely vase of Gastons sitting in his entryway.
More Rump stuff: The arrow he gives Snow supposedly always finds its target.
But it pierces James instead of the queen.
Thats got to mean something, right?
Next weeks episode looks like its going to be for lack of a better term completely cuckoo bananas.
