George Clooney tofu: Are you effin' kidding me?
Um, come again? Of course your fans would swoon at the idea of eating CloFu, the letter explained. I am perfectly happy to keep my tofu in the fridge and my Clooney on the screen. Credit: Clooney: Paul Morigi/WireImage.com If neer the twain shall meet, a happy herbivore shall I be. Thank god Clooney seems to agree. As a mammal, I am offended, he said. (Leave it to him to be funny when responding to such ridiculousness....