This is not the blog post my editors asked for.

But PopWatchers, I cant do it this time.

And we, the alleged people, deserve better.

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Even as mindless distraction, this awards show was a failure.

To quote winner Rock: What a surprise.

were in the house and ready to go.

The cast members of the losing shows?

People.Beesmade $37 million at the box office.

That is just slightly more money thanMarley and Memadeopening weekend.

Or somehow cajole my beloved Chandra Wilson into shilling for Downy fabric softener?

PopWatchers, aside from saying dont watch the damn thing, I am at a loss.

(Need proof?The Dark Knight.)

I go so far as to say it is our responsibility.

We cannot let crap like this win.

Did you watch last night?

More awards-season buzz:

Dave Kargers Oscar Watch blog