Youre the most popular person from there.
Heres how they write about me.
This is a review of a Weekend Update appearance I did.
The best part of this one was his interaction with Colin Jost.'
Asked by Jost why Staten Island had turned on Davidson, the comic said he had no idea.
Maybe I did cross the line, Davidson said.
Thats a death threat!
What are you, the Zodiac?
They all suck, he said.
They have nothing to do with me or my success.
Its a terrible borough, filled with terrible people.
A fing tidal Wave could take out Staten Island and I wouldnt even move in my sleep.
In fact, I would sleep better.
A bunch of Trump-supporting fing jerk offs.
After Jost said that wasnt necessarily his experience with Staten Island, Davidson explained, They love you.
You represent what they could be.
You know, a kid who got out.
He went to Harvard.
And now, apparently,according to PEOPLE magazine, is the worlds sexiest joke writer.
Added Davidson as the crowd laughed, Direwolves look dope.
I dont need to know whats going on.