I am not entirely sure what constitutes pop culture, either.

Or maybe I am.

Without further excuses, I allow my very personal list to speak for itself.

Jim Parsons, Simon Helberg

Credit: Robert Voets (2)

I submit as geeky item number one my AM/FM portable radio.

I jog a lot and I just walk around a lot and its always with me.

Typically a political bent to the talk, but sometimes straight up news.

I THINK thats geeky…?

Is horticulture geeky, per se?

he would surreptitiously switch ours out.

So I guess hes got a geeky collection of his own in pristine condition somewhere.

I love their different meanings and (thank God) I love to memorize them.

I guess you could say I geek out on them.

I just read them, like a normal human being, and loved every minute of the experience.

Book 4 was my favorite and I cried like a baby towards the end of it.

Geeky reading material: $24.95; Still awaiting your personal invitation to attend Hogwarts: Priceless.

Simon Helberg:

1.

Its a miracle I survived.

I own a fart CD.

It has, I believe, over 100 fart sounds.

A lovely variety, from the up-close and personal to the more experimental and dissonant.

Some people prefer to listen to Bach when they go to sleep… not me.

I own Superman pajamas.

Theyre an extra large in a kids size.

I got them a couple years ago for nostalgic reasons.

But now anytime I wear a suit, I have to have them underneath.

You just never know.

I still have a guitar pick that I caught at a Nelson concert when I was about eight.

Ive recently learned that Nelson did not consist of two hot blonde chicks.

That puts a weird damper on that part of my childhood.

Tucked away in the aforementioned childhood desk, is my old ducktail.

In a plastic bag.

About eight inches in length.

Again, a miracle that I survived.

Okay, who wins the duel?

Jim Parsons or Simon Helberg?