PREMISE:ERtold from the POV of its nurses.

Another show I cant seem to bring myself to watch.

4:03 pm/PST:How much to ask Gail Bermanif audiences are still responding toQuintuplets?

(That ones for the hardcore Press Tour Diary veterans out there.)

4:19 pm:Mercyis significantly different thatNurse Jackie, Berman maintains.

Thats not exactly a selling point.

Visiting a sick relative?

I hope everything is okay.

She was stung by a bee (OMFG!)

and ended up being treated by a lovely (read: stalkerish) male nurse with a unicorn tattoo.

Long story short: Nurses are awesome!

I asked him for his number, she recalls, and he said, Honey, Im taken.'

4:32 pm:Trachtenberg is still cracking up over a joke she made five minutes ago.

It involved calling co-star James Tupper traumatizingly handsome.

You had to be there.

Actually, no you didnt.

4:37 pm:What would Georgina Sparks think of TrachtenbergsMercycharacter, Chloe Payne (get it?

She plays a nurse)?

4:39 pm:Berman is laying out more reasons whyMercyis nothing likeNurse Jackie.

Come on, the two shows must sharesomethingin common.

I need some incentive to watch this thing.

4:48 pm:Tupper prefers playing Mercys Dr. Sands over the syllable-challenged Jack onMen in Trees.

Im having more fun playing this character.

All Jack did was grunt, [which made it] easy to learn lines at night.

You had to be there.

Actually, no you didnt.

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