You know, I wish that I had Jessie’s girl…

Rick Springfieldis finally getting his wish.

But it’s a far cry from the dream girl he expected.

“Has anyone ever written a sequel to another artists song?

Rick Springfield, Jessie’s Girl 2

I dont think so.”

Coheed and Cambria vocalist and guitarist Claudio Sanchez said in a statement.

“As a fan of movies, it just seemed like a really interesting idea.”

The result is what Sanchez described as “aNational Lampoonsmovie meetsSo I Married an Axe Murderer.”

Because why not make it a 1980s power-pop extravaganza?!

“Jessie’s Girl 2” isavailable for pre-orderon a 7-inch vinyl release, which will debut Sept. 4.

Check out the lyrics for the sinister sequel below.

“Jessie’s Girl 2” by Coheed and Cambria feat.