NBC clearly dont care, either.
Fifth time, he continued.
Kevin Hart was fired from the Oscarsfor some offensive tweets.
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Lucky for me, the Hollywood Foreign Press can barely speak English.
They have no idea what Twitter is.
Here are a few of his yuks:
Lets have a laugh at your expense, shall we?
Remember they are just jokes.
We are all going to die soon and there is no sequel.
I came here in a limo tonight and the license plate was made byFelicity Huffman.
Its her daughter I feel sorry for.
That must be the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to her.
And her dad was inWild Hogs.
Oh no, thats Joe Pesci, sorry.
Tonight is not just about the people in front of the camera.
In this room, there are the most important TV and film executives in the world.
People from every background but they all have one thing in common: they are all terrified ofRonan Farrow.
Hes coming for you.
Talk about you perverts.
It was a big year for pedophile movies.Surviving R. Kelly.Leaving Neverland.Two Popes.
Many talented people of color were snubbed in major categories.
Unfortunately, there is nothing we can do about that.
The Hollywood Foreign Press are all very, very racist.
It was mostly white people and I thought nah, not on my watch.
Most films are awful.
I heard a rumor there might be a sequel toSophies Choice.
I mean that would just be Meryl Streep going, Well its got to be this one then.
All the best actors have jumped to Netflix to HBO.
The actors who just do movies now do fantasy adventures.
They wear masks and capes and really tight costumes.
Their job isnt acting anymore.
Its going to the gym twice a day and taking steroids.
Do we have an award for most ripped junkie?
Even Prince Andrew is like, come on Leo, mate.
The world got to see James Corden as a fat pussy.
He was also in the movieCatsbut no one saw that.
And the reviews, shocking.
I saw one that said this is the worst thing to happen to cats since dogs.
Its the last time, who cares?
No one cares about movies anymore.
No one goes to the cinema.
No one really watches online grid TV.
This show should just be me going, Well done, Netflix, you win everything.
But no, we gotta drag it out for three hours.
You could binge-watch the entire first season ofAfterlifeinstead of watching this show.
[Audience groans].
Shut up, I know hes your friend, but I dont care.
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