Welcome toanother week in Riverdale, where its time for war!

Thats right,Mad Dogs back!

But well get to that.

Chapter Fifty-Two: The Raid

Riverdale — “Chapter Fifty-Two: The Raid” — Image Number: RVD317b_0125.jpg — Pictured (L-R): Chad Michael Murray as Edgar Evernever, Zoe De Grande Maison as Evelyn Evernever and Madelaine Petsch as Cheryl — Photo: Shane Harvey/The CW — © 2019 The CW Network, LLC. All rights reserved.Shane Harvey/The CW

Can you imagine?!

Hes got Tom Keller wasting his hot bod on training the Serpents, and things arent going well.

Also not good at police work?

FP, who doesnt realize that theres a war brewing between his wife and son.

the blackmail they have on her family.

But she needs more information, so she enlists Cheryl to go undercover.

Only Evelyn isnt conducting the interview.

The incredibly handsome Edgar Evernever is, and hes got just the vest for the occasion!

He quickly gets Cheryl talking about losing Jason, and Cheryl … doesnt hate it.

As she later tells Betty, Eddie is indeed a yummy snack and yet another Hot Dad of Riverdale.

As he takes her down the hall, her mic goes out, and Bettys left in the dark.

She also steals Cheryl, but Cheryl tells her she wants to go back to the Farm.

Because of the room Edgar showed her.

In that room, she was able to talk to Jason … in the flesh.

Wow, so I guess its easy to say who Alices favorite child is!

At that point, Betty asks to meet Edgar, and finally, she gets her wish.

He asks what she wants to know, and she simply tells him: Everything.

Like, what drugs are you using to make these people hallucinate their dead loved ones?

And how havent you aged?

And why do you love vests so much?

Okay, so those are my questions, but whatever.

Ultimately, he does just that, even thanking her in his speech.

It was Veronica who sent the fish in a last-ditch effort to get her parents back together.

Again, I know family is important but your parents have tried to kill one another.

THAT IS NOT A HEALTHY MARRIAGE, V. Let it go.

And eventually, she does.

Luckily, Archie has a gym where they can crash!

Jug is the LEAST capable when it comes to hand-to-hand combat.

What kind of terrible plan is this?!

Actually, just kidding.

Archie, who was JUST on the third floor!!

I knew Archie was immune to infections, but this makes it official: Hes a very dumb superhero.

(A not-so-dumb superhero?

Mad Dog, who fights off six guys at once.)

The quest card inside it reads: Defang a wolf cub.

Inside the goblet with the card is a tooth.

Hint: Its small.

Moments later, FP finds a toothless Baby Teeth dead and kneeling at the feet of the Gargoyle King.

Okay, I cant with this moment.

So did Baby Teeth … really have baby teeth??

Or did that tooth just look small to me?

And OF COURSE they took his teeth when he died!!

THIS SHOW!!

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