Remember when Edgar was wearing a leather jacket and preparing to blast a rocket into the sky?
I miss those days.
So the good news is that Archie isnt still wearinghis Halloween costume.
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Well, if the name is any indication, at least hes in the right place?
Honestly, give that girl your mask.
While were on the Archie story, lets dig in, shall we?
Do we want them ALL to start fighting bears?!
But also … they probably dont want to die?!
Not surprisingly, it doesnt take long for FP to show up.
It seems local business owners have been lodging complaints against the center, and FP recognizes the move.
The Serpents used to deal with it all the time no one wants a gang around.
(This isnt a gang but sure.)
FP advises Archie to do what the Serpents used to: Have the neighbors over for a clambake!
Now thats a spin-off Id like to see!!
(If a teen ever said that to me, I might slap him in the face.)
Then he gives them all some friendly advice to get out of my way.
Again, THIS IS A TEEN.
Imagine being a local business owner who has worked their whole life to open a coffee shop or whatever.
They must hate this kid!!
Surprisingly, one of them doesnt.
A business owner comes to Archie and explains that they all pay Dodger a protection fee.
So when Dodger asked them to complain about the community center, they did it.
Stop making threats and also, if you wont stop, get better at them!
Betty goes to the doctor to confirm that she has the genes theyre still there!
and then starts to panic every time Charles brings up a serial killer trait because she has them all.
Animal cruelty in her youth?
She killed her cat, Caramel!
She has tons of them!
So odds are, Bettys not a serial killer.
She is, however, finally growing suspicious of Charles.
(See what I did there?)
Oh, and also her secret sister?!
But the problem is that Hiram is also set free.
So now, not only is Hiram a free man but apparently, hes running for mayor?
Id say thats insane but Id like to remind you all that FP is sheriff despite having no qualifications.
In fact, being a gang leader means hes the opposite of qualified?
But if theres one thing FP hates talking about, its his dad.
He then discovers that hes at the school not because of his writing but because hes a charity case.
Apparently, its a thing the school does every year, taking in one student and whatnot.
Initially, Jughead wants to quit Stonewall Prep, but FP doesnt let him.
(Kids: Let me just note that achieving your dreams is never going to be this simple.
So again I say: IS HE REALLY DEAD?
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