Welcome to Riverdale, the town with pep!
At least thats what its welcome sign says.
I suppose they couldnt fit the town where youre VERY likely to be murdered.
Riverdale — “Chapter Sixty-Four: The Ice Storm” — Image Number: RVD407b_0275.jpg — Pictured (L-R): KJ Aapa as Archie and Camila Mendes as Veronica — Photo: Dean Buscher/The CW– © 2019 The CW Network, LLC All Rights Reserved.Dean Buscher/The CW
Im not going to lie, I thought this episode was a little boring.
But lets break it down one Thanksgiving at a time, shall we?
That way, by the time the river thaws, his corpse will have been eaten by fishes.
In case you were wondering if the Blossoms could get any weirder.
Meanwhile, Id again like to ask: How is Toni just okay with all of this?
Cheryl is one thing.
This has been her life.
But is Toni genuinely not weirded out?!
JASONS CORPSE IS STILL IN THE HOUSE!
Toni wheeled it into Thanksgiving to help scare Aunt Cricket.
How is she okay?!
(Alice and FP always planned on it because Alice hates cooking.
Hermione and Hiram end up there after Veronica throws their entire family meal on the ground.)
UMMMM Im pretty sure the law says that?!
Talk about a conflict of interest.
Do you realize this guy lives in RIVERDALE?!
In Riverdale, if you see a person in a mask, you kill them before they kill you.
(The face mask market probably really suffers there, to be honest.)
But if thats the case, that is truly the most effed up writing exercise Ive ever heard of.
Betty comes up with a plan to get some answers out of Bret and Donna: Booze.
Clearly, they wouldnt admit that.
BUT when Betty sneaks into Donnas dorm she does find Mr. Chippings tie pin.
(Sorry, swan-dived out the window.)
Betty and Jughead dont fully believe Donnas story, but the next day she tells the headmaster.
Also, someones recording them in Jugs room?
Thanksgiving for Everyone!
Archie, savior of Riverdale, has decided to host Thanksgiving at the community center.
Its there that he intends to deep fry a turkey, soemthing Fred did every year.
The Fred tribute episode was so beautiful, but this didnt work.
THANK YOU, RANDOM LADY!!!
When one of the kids recognizes Dodgers family, Archie confronts them and Dodgers mom pulls a gun.
For once, Archies idiocy has paid off because who tries to deep fry a turkey inside?!
With that in mind, Archie hangs a plaque dedicating the community center to Fred Andrews.
The Stonewall Prep stuff intrigues me, but the rest of it feels like it needs a little excitement.
But this isRiverdale, so Im sure well get some soon.
