But there was also Nick St. Clair and some guy named Ted Bishop.
Its not the first time Archies naivete will land him in trouble and it wont be the last.
Archie ultimately hits Ted over the head with a frying pan, but that somehow doesnt knock him out?
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And now, Frank thinks Ted has been sent to tie up the companys loose ends.
So yeah,Riverdalehas turned into a Jason Bourne movie now?
Apparently, FP has gone up against a mercenary or two in his life, which seems about right.
The plan is to use Frank as bait and then have FP arrest Ted, and it works!
At least until Ted tells Frank that he broke the code, which means all bets are off now.
And youre telling me that hes still conscious?!
But lets not forget about Teds skull of steel!
The guy gets up again like three seconds later and chases the two of them down.
And somehow, the trophy is the only blunt object that really works.
They turn Ted over to the feds, and Archie convinces Frank to turn himself in as well.
Because if anyone knows what should be done in this situation, its the teenager.
But Frank doesnt actually listen to the teen.
Instead, he leaves Riverdale and Archie behind.
Being a simple man with honor, just like his dad.
(And probably fighting the occasional bear and/or assassin when they come to town.)
Katys into fashion so shes the obvious choice to help Veronica pick out the perfect college interview outfit.
(Spoiler: It looks a lot like her another day of high school outfits.)
She then takes Veronica to Mollys Crisis, where the two catch up.
The news does, however, tie into the end of the episode.
It turns out that Hermione and Hiram didnt go to New York for business.
They went to see a specialist.
Hiram has a neuromuscular disorder that will weaken him and cause him to lose his motor skills.
Betty and Jughead
Its duel time for Jughead and Bret!
Theyre each allowed to choose a second to help them, and Jughead chooses Donna for some reason.
But I guess she can help him learn to fence?
Speaking of fencing, the match goes down in the seminar room?
Bret wins and we move to the brawl, which Jug wins with one punch.
But we all knew this was going to come down to chess.
Oh, and Bret also took out a restraining order against Betty at some point in all this chaos.
But Betty has other things to work on: She enlists her mom in looking into Mr. Chippings death.
Hed just finished his last book!
And what do they find but Army pamphlets.
That brings us to Moose.
Then, when the story came out about Moose, Chipping practically shoved Moose out the door.
So naturally, Betty and Alice head to the dorm to see if they can find said collection.
Instead, all they find is Bret, who denies any knowledge of such tapes.
And Betty does find a tape collection there, but its not what she thinks.
So she hands them over and he and Jug get back to their game.
At least until Jughead throws it.
It seems Jug is no longer interested in honor the way Stonewall defines it.
He doesnt want to be a Stonewall man.
Turns out, Donnas been lying this whole time.
Her story about Mr. Chipping was a rehearsed speech shes given at least twice.
Perhaps theyve been looking at Bret as the evil mastermind when they shouldve been looking at Donna.
And thats where we leave it.
And can we c’mon be done with the tickling nonsense now?
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