Welcome, tiniest member ofThe Black Parade!
Your itty-bitty majorette jacket is in the mail.
So who do you think will grow up to fascinate us most?
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Will it be little Kingston and Zuma, scions of the elaborately coiffed Gwen Stefani/Gavin Rossdale dynasty?
Young Bronx Mowgli (Pete Wentz/Ashlee Simpson)?
Seven Sirius (Andre 3000/Erykah Badu; she also has daughters Puma Sabti and Mars Merkaba)?
Bluebell Madonna (Ginger Spice)?
But lets ask Duncan Jones, shall we?
Oh, you dont know him?
He was born Zowie Bowie, son of David, perhaps one of rocks greatest living chameleons.
And you know what?He looks pretty happy.
