In bed with Scott Baio is a nice one.
Last week, I met the star of VH1sScott Baio Is 45?
and Singleat a suite in the W Hotel in Times Square.
Sensing my willingness perhaps from the subtle Can Ipleasesit on the bed with Scott Baio?
I uttered at the sight of the king-size Baio quickly hit the sheets with me for some pillow talk.
(The show wrapped three months ago.)
I said, That sounds very interesting.
Heres the thing: I dont want to do a reality show.
Ive been asked to do a lot of them.
And they just seem to be…pathetic.
Ive heard a lot of people saying, Is it real?
What shows had you been offered?
[Thinks] Oh, I was offeredDancing With the Starsin the first season.
Im a really good athlete, but I dont have a stitch of rhythm.
I said, You know what, I cant make a complete ass of myself on television.
[Pauses] I cantellyou that Im an ass, but I cant actuallyshowyou that Im an ass.
I want to put him in my next film with De Niro and DiCaprio.
Only my name would have to be De Baio.
What do I want to happen?
Honestly, I just wanted to do a good show.
I just wanted to play some golf.
Whatever happens next, I dont know.
[His voice softens, which right or wrong, makes you believe him.]
And I care alittlebit.
If this goes another season, then Ill go another season.
Whats the most interesting phone call youve gotten since the show premiered?
[To publicist] Naomi, what do you get?
You get some interesting stuff.
You get marriage proposals and stuff.
[Naomis answer: Marriage proposals.
Links to MySpace pages.
A lot of letters that say, I can relate to Scott.
Women giving him in advice.
People are very sympathetic toward his situation.]
Are you reading those letters?Yeah.
She sends them to me.
I had one person tell me, Now I know why youre an ahole.
It was a girl I went out with, and she sort of forgave me.
Dont writeahole, sayjerk.
Otherwise I dont care.
