Ive been ripping on Hannah for weeks because she couldnt fess up to Ben about being a prostitute.

I guess I just assumed shed never do it.

And then she goes and proves me wrong by texting him the link to her escort ad.

Billie Piper, Secret Diary of a Call Girl

In episode 4, no less.

Now what will I have to be critical about?

That this episode actually gave me a genuine belly laugh?

Sadomasochism always makes good comedy.

Japanese rope bondage, dog training, dildo training, feet and medical.

Those terms alone make me giggle.

Well, unless they refer to something being practiced by Rosie ODonnell or Dan Aykroyd.

(SeeExit to Eden.)

Her taste in literature?

In this episode shes reading actor/French teacher/puppeteer/WW II spy/acupuncture enthusiast Frederic OBradys autobiography,All Told.

If he catches a disease, does she have to pay damages?

He is in her place of business after all, if not in her business place.

Oh, and the idea of wiping another adult just grosses me out.

I dont care how liberating senior dominatrix Sirona promises it to be.

Weve had the double-booking episode.

Weve had the getting-paid for-sex episode (obviously).

Weve had the threesome episode.

Well have the sort-of-lesbian episode next week.

The up the butt girl?

The pee on me john?

InCall Girls defense, they are both shows about sex, so there must be some common ground.

And in my mind, Hannah is always preferable to Carrie.

(I pick stiff upper lip over whinging bore any day.)

I just hope the overlap is due more to coincidence than to lack of creativity on the shows part.

But back to Hannah and Ben.

(Id say not telling Hannah he was getting married is a pretty big deal.)

And she cant handle it.

Bad prostitute, bad.

Now I just wonder: Is this going to make her feel free, as Sirona said?

Or is it going to make her feel vulnerable, as if she had her head in a toilet?

So what did you guys think?

Was Hannah brave to come clean, or will she drive Ben away?

Are you into the drama, or do you prefer the sex?