But if I say so myself, Im IV Real.
Were frighteningly close to the finale, as the mildly BeDazzled Cat reminded us tonight.
Will and Courtney were the first couple to pair up, and both seemed happy.
Jean-Marc Genereux, who choreographed the samba, agreed that weve seen too many gratuitous shots of Wills chesticles.
Of course wardrobe found a way to sneakily expose his pecs with a fishnet tank top heinous!
And when they did that clumsy face-to-face humping move?
I saw awkward eighth-grade dance rather than the polished top eight.
A Napoleon-Tabitha routine is a waste on a couple that cant kill it like Katee and Joshua.
Wills James Brown solo was too gimmicky and too strange to enjoy.
Hell just never have the same spirit we see every week in Twitch, Joshua, and Mark.
Katee and Twitch revealed they knew each other before they came on the show!
Amicable breakup, anyone?
The beehive, winged eyeliner, destructive relationship Amy Winehouse and Blake, hello?
Come on, Nigel, shes from your side of the pond!
They rocked it together as a couple, showing the deliciously lustier side of the face-to-face humping motion.
(Paying attention, Will and Courtney?)
Um, not okay, old man!
Even Cat was embarrassed by him, like he was her drunk uncle acting out at a family wedding.
Twitch had a truly gifted partner to keep up with, and he pulled it off.
Theres not much to say about Katees solo.
Even though shes one of the top dancers, it was just okay.
These contemporary routines are so similar that they end up being a bit of a bore.
I prefer to see our girl playing a character or working off her partner.
Twitch might be suffering from a bit of a broken heart, having lost the -ington to his Twitch-.
Since he was my initial favorite, Id like to see Twitch stay for at least another week.
With this seasons stand-out choreographers, Napoleon and Tabitha, the two took on hip-hop first.
Even the Hawaii natives Ken-doll hair and dapper appearance couldnt save his improved but nowhere near perfect partner.
Thats news to us.
Marks solo was, um, better than last week?
We still believe, Mark!
The disco was the best the show has seen.
I hope hes popping and locking to more Michael Buble somewhere.
So who takes the top four spots in your dream finale?
Did last nights show affect your rankings?
Were you as happy as Cat was to see Dmitry from season 2?
And although Mia Michaels routine rocked, has the show finally overdone the fighting-couple bit?
