Weve felt our television-loving souls crumble when Michael Johns was voted offAmerican Idol.
When Rupert didnt even come close to the $1 million onSurvivor: Pearl Islands.
When Bret Michaels chose Taya over Mindy onRock of Love Bus.
Why wouldnt we be?
therealkiss of death), or a hard-hitting hip-hop dance.
Yet, as we all know, theSYTYCDgods giveth and they taketh away.
Say it with me, friends: NOOOOOOO!
Why must you be so cruel,SYTYCDgods?!
Of course, Alex isnt officially out of the competition yet.
Problem is, the judges have the story line all wrong.
Jose is not an Ivan, or a Legacy.
Heck, hes not even a Comfort.
But he also lacks technical prowess, something thats inexcusable at this point in the competition.
If you ask me, Jose brought as much fury to his hunt as a fluffy gerbil.
And Adam lets him off easy with a simple, You just got to hit it harder.
And thats all Im going to say?!
(As for the collective Awww!
Because that statement is hardly awww-worthy, no?)
(Now it has a capital C in the middle?
Whats next a silent 5?)
And Im not talking a Billy aww, shucks youre cute, but no krump, just-jot down beat-down.
Im talking a Drago I must break you-pop in beat-down.
THIS INSANITY HAS TO STOP.
NEXT: Cat to the rescue!
And then, a lovely, sparkling angel by the name of Cat Deeley almost stopped it.
Slow clap for Cat, guys!
(Ill pause while you do so.)
[UPDATE:And as we now know, Cat has been snubbed by Emmy once again.
Heidi Klum over Cat?
You were supposed to make this work!]
Heck, even I dialed AdeChikes number in protest!
(Even if I really just wish I could just vote for Cat.)
This is a full-bodied woman.
Okay, Im all about celebrating Laurens undeniable sexuality, but really, Nigel?
Am I alone in wondering how long before Nigel talks to the costuming department about tassels?
Im not too convinced, however, that Kent sold his Dave Scott hip-hop routine with Comfort.
In a word: sleepy.
NEXT: An Ashley sighting!
But, honestly, it was quite appropriate that Ashley danced a ninja-themed NapTab hip-hop with Dominic.
Hey, if Jeanine could win the whole shebang with a severe lack of airtime, why cant Ashley?
No, its because, quite simply, Robert has skill.
Im also hoping last weeks other bottom-three dweller, Billy, gets a boost from his strong night.
His Spencer Liff Broadway routine danced with alum Katee!
was slinky, sneaky, and perfectly cat-like, complete with standing O-worthy leaps.
Well, Ill admit, all my Jose fury has left me exhausted.
So now Ill throw things over to you, fellowSo You Think you’re able to Dancefans.
Were you as angry as I was at the judges treatment of AdeChike?
Tired of their compliments of Jose?
Can there be a season 7 without Alex?
Can Cat get her Emmy now?
Do you love that the host still invites the contestants to her July 4th party?
And did Lauren go to the prom with Richard Kiel dressed in aSaturday Night Feverjumpsuit?
