Looking at him
9.
His naive insistence on order in the most chaotic and nonsensical of all the red galaxies
8.
Genuine, unscripted affection for the contestants (specifically Marcus Canty)
7.
Restraint in not calling for an ambulance when L.A. Reid did this:
5.
Called Howie Mandel a top man to his face
4.
Called after Rihanna, You glorious, glorious lady!
Unintentionally hilarious promise that during the finale, wed see some incredible performancesandJustin Bieber!
Come to think of it, Steve Jones is the only thing I miss aboutThe X Factor.
Farewell, my dear friend the apple of my eye, the Welsh Samantha Harris of my heart.
Youre so much better without them.
Who would want to return for a second season ofthat tripeanyway?
Spread your hairy golden wings, Stevecarus, and fly.
with Yes, I can see the good in him.
The rest, the unenlightened, went with Abs-oluely not.
At least they were acknowledging you have a nice body!
You go forth with your nice body and endearing outbursts.
Now work it, girl.
(Give a twirl!
)Thank you, sexy dancing people!
What will YOU miss about Steve Jones?
TV Recaps: The X Factor
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