Howdy there, PopWatchers, and greetings from the snowy streets of Park City!
Im hanging in there.
(Insert photo of cat clinging desperately to tree branch here.)
I have gotten used to surviving on a diet of Clif bars and water.
I no longer spend hours hysterically highlighting schedules.
I may even be having fun.
Also, I met Roger Clemens today.
The Official Beer of Whitney.
But lemme guess: Its the movies you want to hear about, right?
(Those movies will be indicated with anasterisk, because this computer cannot draw a chicken.)
All three are brilliant.
Directed by Tamara Jenkins,who intercuts the whole thing with these impossibly gorgeous shots ofsky.
Totally messed me up for hours, and remained my favorite film ofthe festival for 2.5 days.
Rocket ScienceSuper-quirky, hyper-intellectual movie about a stutterer who joins the debate club.
ThinkRushmore,but less articulate.
My co-worker Adam Vary wants to marry this movie,and hes not alone.
Directed by seven-time Sundance vet Gregg Araki.
Also stars the darling John Krasinski,who is at one point shirtless.
Features the first of three masturbationscenes I saw on Sunday.
Adrift in Manhattan*Masturbation scene No.
Yeah, that.Perhaps best of all: Van Wilder canact.
Can act a whole lot.
Dear Distributing People: BUY THIS.
InterviewDidnt see it, cause no one would give me a ticket.
Glean from that what you may.
Okay, has this been long enough for ya?
Yeah, me too.
In which I will take a stab at refrain from talking too much about sports.
