In trying to sum up my entire Sundance experience, I admit Im struggling a little.

And should you be drinking the free cocktails if breakfast, lunch, and dinner were a Clif bar?

How do you catch a wave upon the sand, PopWatchers?

Well, Im not sure.

Time is ofthe essence, and, as with all blogs, so is expediency.

So whats the best way to do this wrap-up?

I guess Im going with alist.

Rolling SuitcasesWhat was the must-have accessory of the festival?

InLife Support,Queen Latifah used a black rolling bag to transport condoms andsafe-sex pamphlets around her Brooklyn neighborhood.

There were plenty ofthemes at Sundancetherapeutic sex, masturbation, dead petsbut thisone was the most random.

Also, the one least likely to make me reallyuncomfortable.

And bite she did; this is not a movie for the faint ofheart.

And asSondheim might say, perpetual sunset is rather an unsettling thing.

Bangkok ThaiWhen I wasnt eating Clif bars, I was eating the delicious pad thaifrom this establishment.

Our Bartender, CoreyAlso life-saving: bloody marys.

My favorite reminderthat there was life outside the inside of a movie theater.

1.The NinesOh, like any of you are shocked this is No.

Even John August, thedirector himself, referenced meon his blogas basically theNinessuperfan.

Dear Distributing People: I AM NOT EFFING AROUND.

And that, PopWatchers, is all I have to say.

Thanks forsitting in my pocket this whole time.

Also,keep those feet on the ground, and keep reaching for the stars.

This isfar too short a denoument, considering everything weve been throughtogether, but my fingers hurt.