No, we’re not back to magically talking teddy bears.

It’s called Marvelous Marvin, apparently.

And Agents Swift and Lovato are on the case!

Sure this must be the work of a demon, they head to a nearby crossroads.

That means Castiel and Jack are looking for the worst kind of monster: A human.

(And yes, that is the same actor who played Dr.

Sexy in “Changing Channels.")

(And somehow she doesn’t ask any follow-up questions?)

Now, Joe has evolved it into being a place where all faiths and backgrounds are welcome.

He says he used to follow orders without question and wouldn’t look beyond the plan.

And when that all came crashing down, he lost his purpose.

But then he found a family.

And then he became a father.

But hopefully that’s just my own paranoia.

Sylvia is then put in the back of a cop car … that’s driven by the crossroads demon?

That’s something that might come back around.

Driving home, Jack decides to tell Castiel the truth: He’s been lying to them all.

When he kills Chuck and Amara, he’s going to die too.

Turns out Billie’s spell is turning him into a bomb, and he won’t survive.

He then asks a distraught Castiel not to tell Sam and Dean because they won’t understand.

“I know this is the only way they’ll ever forgive me,” Jack says.

Castiel isn’t happy with the news, but we’ll get back to that.

While all of this was going on, Sam and Dean were on their way to Amara.

But Amara’s not interested.

She refuses to betray her brother like that.

As she puts it, they came into existence together, they are the same.

(I love when the show does stuff like this!)

So she won’t do it.

But before Sam and Dean drive off, Dean marches back inside and tries one last thing.

And she hoped having Mary back would release him from his anger, but clearly, that failed.

Dean, having a real Heisenberg moment, tells her, “You’re damn right.”

Dean’s still angry.

No, he’s furious.

He tells Amara that she’s just like Chuck, “another cosmic dick rigging the game.”

He’s furious that he’s been a hamster in Chuck’s wheel, that they’re all trapped.

Chuck’s killing people and Amara’s doing nothing.

She asks if she can trust him and he promises he’ll never hurt her.

(A lie.)

She responds, “Then I’ll think about it.”

Back at the bunker, Dean finds Castiel on his way out.

Cas explains that he has to look for “another way.”

So … Cas kept that secret for all of five minutes.