Corinne, I know youre not exactly what one would call cuddly.
So, empathy, Im guessing, is not really your bag.
But theres someone who needs you right about now.
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Someone in blinding, horrible pain.
Someone who knows something is wrong but cant quite put his finger on what it is.
And that person is…Charlie.
Thats right, your new BFF no doubt woke up screaming Noooooooooo!
in the middle of the night as his straight-man boyfriends torch was snuffed out at tribal council.
Perhaps he and Marcus discussed the possibility of having their torches snuffed and perhaps they didnt.
Perhaps Charlie meant it in a sexual way and perhaps Marcus didnt.
In any event, Charlie now needs a shoulder to cry on.
Now that weve got that settled, ALL HAIL THE KING!
The self-proclaimed king, that is.
With all due respect to President Bongo, I am the new king of Gabon, announced Randy.
Im sorry, but I rule.
You know what, Randy?
Plus, the old curmudgeon is flat-out entertaining.
His pride in this instance was stemming from…well, lets back it up a bit.
The two tribes were told to meet in a neutral location for a massive feast.
A feast…of doom!!
First off, there was a mystery box sitting in the middle of the table.
A mystery box…of doom!!!
(Sorry, I have to stop doing that.)
(Doesnt quite have the same oomph, does it?)
The paper ended up being a clue a painfully easy clue to the location of another immunity idol.
At that point, the rest of the contestants were let in on it.
Randy and Marcus had an idea chuck it!
Brilliant move on their part.
Ah, the box.
What could it be?
What did it mean?
Oh, the anticipation!
Oh…its another tribe shake-up.
Was I the only one who felt a bit let down?
Hell, I think I have whiplash trying to keep track of all these tribal shake-ups.
NEXT: Crystals athletic prowess
I dont really blame them.
They had to do something.
You know what I would have done, though?
Well, you dont, so Ill tell you.
But one of you will not be making it that far.
You must vote out someone sitting at this table right now.
Well, it wouldnt have said that exactly.
Congratulations, youve made the merge!
But dont act too excited, get a grip, for one of you will not make the trip.
You must vote someone out before you could be done, and go back to camp, minus one.
I would have given everyone a few moments to be all like what the hell?
and then Id have Probst walk around a corner and make them do an immediate vote to oust someone.
Nowthatwouldve gotten my attention.
And, no doubt, theirs.
I think Kenny and Crystal duped me, responded Sugar before shocker!
Gee, ya think?
Dude gets around.)
Okay, I need to talk about the immunity competition, but Im a little hesitant.
Because I cant talk about it without talking about Crystal and Im already starting to feel bad about it.
But let me ask you something: How can I not?
It wont shock you.
NEXT: Marcus big mistep
So it came down to Bob and Matty fighting for immunity for their tribes.
Bob went silent, no doubt focusing all his concentration into the awesomeness of his buff-turned-bow tie.
(Hows that?)
Lets talk about this move of Susies for a minute.
Was it the smart play for her?
But Im not giving too much credit to Susie for figuring that out.
The key with these people is to get to them last.
Dont give them a chance to change their mind again.
My guess is this is what happened with Susie.
Crystal is also the star of this weeks exclusiveSurvivordeleted scene.
And then head over toJeff Probsts blogfor his take on Crystals one-second disaster.
And then and only then you might take to these here message boards.
Did you like the tribe shake-up?
Do you like my idea of an immediate post-feast vote-off better?
Would you have made a grab for that new immunity idol or let it float out to sea?
Its your game now, people.
Survivors ready…go!
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