Randy:Okay, you want a list?
Actually, it was more like a boxing match with plenty of punches to the gut.
In this corner: an Olympic gold medalist in the sport of trash talking.
Credit: Monty Brinton/CBS
Shes known in these parts as the Tribal Council Terror.
Ladies and gentlemen, just put your hands together for CRRRRRRYYYYYSSSSSTALLLLLL COOOOOOX!!!
His questionable temper is matched only by his questionable taste in tropical shirts.
Hes the self-proclaimed king of Gabon.
acted back at the original Fang.
Fair enough; they were both pretty useless and moody.
But then he threw this in: You and your posse ran the tribe like it was a gang.
Whooooooa there, cowboy.
Am I the only one who cringed when he said this?
Let me be clear about something: Im not labeling Randy a racist.
Dont know the guy well enough to come to any sort of conclusion about that.
Justwatch him go!)
Plus, I wasnt there.Tribal council gets presented to us after its been through a chop shop of editing.
Maybe he amended or clarified his statement.
Crystal, surprisingly, did not fight back after that.
Neither has most of this cast, really.
Lighten up, people!
Its never raining there.
Its not 115 degrees as in manySurvivorlocations.
There are barely any bugs.
You didnt really even have to build a shelter.
Dont you realize how easy youve had it?!
Try one day in Guatemala and get back to me.
NEXT: Matty gets down
But all the drama and dissention wasnt limited to tribal council.
Who does deserve to leave the game?
Ken, of course, was right.
Telling Crystal he was going to vote out her closest ally in the game.
That was a stupid as hell move and when you make stupid as hell moves, you go home.
(Or rather, you go to Ponderosa to star in a series of product-placement packed web clips.)
Finally, they got to the slingshot golf reward challenge.
Admit it, so did you.
It doesnt make you a bad person.
Its why we get along so well, you and I.
Unfortunately, they made the shot.
She just looked so…lonely.
Fangs reward was to be slapped in the face with wet leaves and then forcibly stripped down.
No wonder Randy was sulking.
Although the sulking wouldnt last long as he began getting a bit cozy with a native.
I havent had a girl come on to me in, like, 20 years, Randy informed us.
Now, why could that be?
Hes so damn cuddly!
Oh, I kid, because Randy of all people can appreciate it.
For all of his grouchiness, dude has a pretty dry sense of humor.
My man had ants in his pants and he needed to dance!
So genius and simplistic and, when put in the properly idiotic hands, amazingly effective!)
And how much do we adore Bob for making a new blue buff bow tie?
Is it just me or is he starting to look more and more like Dr. Emmett Brown every day.
Just hook him up with a white lab coat and a DeLorean, and hes good to go.
(Eighties movie references I got a whole bag of them!
Dont make me start busting out someKrullandBetter Off Deaddoozies.)
So it was individual immunity they were now playing for.
And theyd be playing with fire literally!
The challenge was a classic first-to-build-fire competition.
Images of Sandra and Becky from the Cook Islands pathetically attempting to make firewith matchesbegan dancing in my head.
Ah, good times.
That still ranks in my top 5 tribal council moments ever.
But it turns out that this wasnt any ol ordinary challenge.
It was aSurvivor Bizarro Challenge!
How else to describe a competition that was dominated dominated!
by Susie and Sugar.
I mean, no one else was even close.
Sugar is so weak and naive and gullible, said Corinne.
Ive been nasty to her for 25 days.
I was nice to her one day, and shes sold.
So it doesnt even make sense, but she buys it.
Shes such a moron.
Not so fast there, Ms. Thang.
What does Probst have to say about all the bickering that went on last night?
Well, youll just have to check out hisweekly EW.com blogto find out.
And why were Matty and Randy bumming hard when they got back from the reward dancing extravaganza?
Well, youll just have to press our exclusiveSurvivordeleted scene below to findthatout.
And then its all up to you.
Did Susie and Sugar impress and surprise you in the immunity competition?
Did Randy go too far at tribal council?
And what are Charlie and Marcus up to at Ponderosa?
Theres a time to post and that time is now!
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