), and the return ofSurvivor.
I didnt know what the hell to do with myself the past few weeks without it.
(Dont believe me?
Credit: Monty Brinton/CBS
Watch the humiliation for yourself.
Just be gentle on the message boards I beg you.)
What else did I do?
Not even 6 hours of Dennis Rodman in a drunken stupor onCelebrity Apprenticecould quench my thirst.
(Although it did come close.
Rodman in the chauffeurs outfit?
What I am about to say may be construed by some as shocking and a little bit scandalous.
Back in the day, no one railed against the clip shows more than me.
And life was good.
But now theyre back, so what gives?
But heres the thing: I forgive him.
Because the dreaded clip show is no longer a clip show.
Did somebody say marginally worthwhile?
Why, look here comes Sydney!
I mean, she gorgeous.
Yes, its that easy, folks.
Its just not possible as long as fun-loving nudist Tyson and crazy cancer-obsessed Coach are around.
Coachs latest genius blunder once again centered around his need to control every aspect of the bean cooking.
This time he held the beans hostage from the rest of the tribe, deeming them unready for consumption.
But you know what my favorite part of this whole affair was?
(Actually, Coach, therestotallya reason to blame someone, and that someone is you!)
Never have I been so proud to have made Brendan my episode 1 pick to win it all.
NEXT: Stephen lies.
about her hidden immunity idol.
So, in other words, yes, I guess you might as well just tell him.
You think Im kidding right now, but Im not.
But now its Jeff Probsts turn to yap while telling us all about the latest reward challenge!
It was an odd one, to be sure.
The tribes had 5 minutes to build barricades, and then 10 minutes to toss ceramic pigs through them.
I have no idea.
(Hey, no one to blame here.
No one to blame.)
But then she put the real one in an empty bag for J.T.
The idiocy had only begun, however.
told him about the Idol.
he responded when J.T.
told him Taj had it.
Had I been J.T., my next questions would have been How did you know?
When did you know?
Why the $%&# didnt you tell me?
And, by the way, do you, like, have a crush on me or something?
But Taj one-upped her secret alliance partner in the dumbass department by then offering to give J.T.
the idol for no reason whatsoever.
Why must the idol always bring out the stupidest in people, I ask you?
Was Halle Berry in possession of one when she decided to makeCatwoman?
Does Lindsay Lohan walk around with one permanently around her neck?
Was there one under the couch when I attempted to dance in theMust List Live!video?
NEXT: Team Bromance makes a decision.
No matter, its immunity challenge time!
The contest basically amounted to Tyson and J.T.
facing off with slingshots.
Oh, this is gonna be a total rout, I figured.
is going to go all Huckleberry Finn on Tysons ass.
seemed born and bred for a slingshot challenge.
However, it was Tyson who led Timbira to yet another win.
The answer to the second query was a resounding yes.
But could Stephen and J.T.
get him on board to vote out his wannabe girlfriend?
But no, it was Sydney who was kicked out of the game.
Sydney was attractive and…uh…Im trying to think of something else to say about her.
Um…she liked to wear mens underwear?
Thats about all I got.
She didnt make a bad impression, mind you.
She just didnt make much ofanyimpression is all.
But maybe Jeff Probst feels differently.
Why not go read hisweekly EW.com blogand find out!
And be sure to watch our exclusive deleted scene from last nights episode right below.
Okay, time to get postin, people.
Did Sydney do anything memorable at all besides slip on mens underwear?
Should Stephen and J.T.
have ousted Taj and stolen her idol?
And did you bother with last weeks clip show?
The message boards are open for business.
Its your show now.
See ya next week!
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