I dont know BUT I DO!
Im not proud of these things: Its just how I watch television.
(And to think, he and the gang then later got nabbed for scalping Stevie Wonder tickets.
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Will those knuckleheads ever learn?!?)
But Im going to surprise you right now.
But Im not going to do it.
This was genuine emotional overload in a good way.
Im buying what Matty was selling here.
This is a dude who has never traveled anywhere in his entire life not even away for the weekend.
His girl and his dog are his life.
Good for you, Matty.
I wish you two (three, if you include the mutt) luck.
Now stop turning me into such a softie!
NEXT: Sugars other nemesis
I may be getting soft, but you know whos getting hard?
You wouldnt like the physics teacher when hes angry!
Actually, that not really true its hard not to dig the wacky professor.
But he was not happy with Sugar for laughing out loud at Randy at the last Tribal Council.
Dont laugh like that.
That pisses me off, he informed her after T.C.
I didnt mind doing the thing, he continued.
But then to just belittle him as he was going off, just pisses me off.
The logic there escapes me.
After that, Randy and Sugar started going at it again…wait, whats that?
Right, Randys not there anymore.
Sorry, old habits die hard.
If only.Mutant Survivorwould totally be the best thing ever.
Duly noted, Ken.
Now can we go to the reward challenge?
This particular challenge consisted of two phases, the first of which was…RRRRRRRIIIIIIINNNNNG!
Oh, excuse me, I think my new Samsung Instinct by Sprint is ringing.
At least that sounds like my new Samsung Instinct by Sprint.
Let me listen again just to verify.RRRRRRRIIIIIIINNNNNG!
Yes, that is definitely my new Samsung Instinct by Sprint.
I recognize the sound just by the awesomeness of it.
Let me just take this call real quick.
Sorry about that, but man, was that reception crystal clear, though.
Now, where were we?
(Or were they?!?!?!?!?!?)
(Hey, lifes a bitch and so is she!)
I wonder how Jamie felt about that one.).
And Sugar and Crystal were…well, Sugar and Crystal.
Nowthattakes strength!).
Thats like asking two random yahoos to beat me in a Milwaukees Best-chugging contest.
Aint gonna happen.
You could even tie both my hands behind my back and sew my mouth shut doesnt matter!
Im still gonna find a way to win.
Bob, watch out!
Theres some weird jungle lady creeping up behind you!
Stop looking at your damn Samsung Instinct by Sprint!
Abort reward challenge reward!
Get the hell out of there!
Ohhhhhh, its just your wife, Peggy.
I was confused because Probst said your loved ones werent there.
Why that sneaky bastard!
He sure pulled the wool over my eyes, goshdarnit.
Now youre bringing Peggy back to camp?
The loved ones field trip sure was eventful, however.
The visit also afforded Kenny another opportunity to boast about how he took out five powerhouses to his sister.
More modest every day, our Kenny.
To make his plan work, however, he or Corinne had to win immunity to secure another safety.
(Sorry, dude.
Peggy already left.)
The answer: yes and no.
Sloooooooow down there, Ken!
No doubt about it, youve played a very good game, but biggest strategist ever?
For manipulating people like Sugar and Susie?
Ill never be able to stand Sugar.
And I plan to never exchange another sentence with that girl for the rest of my life.
I called Corinne a bitch before, but I actually did that somewhat as a sign of affection.
After all, the woman prides herself on being as bitchy as possible.
The story she told me about hitting another girl with a tennis racquet pretty much sums her up.
Believe it or not, we never really saw Corinne at her bitchiest in this game.
Im talking about some burn the camp down key in of stuff.
Still, she made for good TV with her blind rage.
She and Randy should go get married and have really angry babies somewhere.
Because hes offering a chance for you yes, YOU to go on location for the next season ofSurvivor.
I kid you not.
Ive been lucky enough to do this a handful of times and it will blow your mind.
Go check it out and see how you might live the dream, baby.
- Dont think we forgot about your exclusiveSurvivordeleted scene from last nights episode.
Its sitting there below, just waiting to be clicked on.
Whos Crystal most worried about in her final 5 alliance?
And what is she willing to do to get rid of that person?
Its truly shocking even for her.
Okay, now its your turn.
Did Mattys proposal turn you soft like me?
Does Kenny need to stop bragging?
And has Susie said more than 12 words this entire season?
like feel free to use more than 12 words to craft your clever response.
The store is now open for business.
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