Were here talking to Coach and the topic this week onCoachs Corneris leadership.
Now, Coach, Id like to start by asking you about…
Whoa there, mister.
I think Ill be asking the questions from now on.
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Well, thats what a leader would do ask questions.
So, Ill take it from here, thanks.
What would you like to know?
How incredible a leader am I?
I mean, do I rule, or totally rule?
Well, I suppose that depends on…
I agree totally rule all the way.
Next question: Is my hair awesome, or totally awesome?
Im no hairstylist so am not really qualified to answer that question, sir.
Uhhhhhh, Im sorry, Coach.
Is there something else you wanted to ask me?
I was asking you with my eyes!
The question was: Did you prefer me inUnder SiegeorMarked for Death?
Theres nothing better than watching people get their butt kicked by a cook.
Anyway, were out of time.
Thanks for tuning in, and well see you next week on another exciting edition ofCoachs Corner!
We kid because we love.
But not so much with the love part.
Our episode began with Surprise!
She said Brendan is a better leader, but she doesnt know what shes talking about.
It pissed me off.
Coach went on to describe Erinn as the cancer of the tribe.
Wait a minute, I thought Candace was the cancer of the tribe.
OH MY GOD, THE CANCER IS SPREADING!
Who will be infected next?!?
And why do I get the feeling that according to Coach, it will be another woman?
While Coach was busy railing on Erinn, Erinn was busy picking her nose.
Coach actually bowed out somewhat gracefully (for him) and said Brendan should be the leader.
Could this be the start of a kinder, gentler Coach?
(Cue record scratch noise here.)
Annnnnnnnnnd, hes back.
Of course you do, Coach.
NEXT: Sierra cracks a smile…kinda
NEWSFLASH: THIS JUST IN!
We now are receiving unconfirmed reports of a second repeat: second!
tribe playing the game of Survivor: Tocantins.
When asked about the reports, Survivor executive producer Doug McCallie responded, I have no comment about that!
Just keep watching Timbira.
Thats where all the action is.
I mean, did you see that clown Tyson with the loincloth?
Gold, I tell ya!
It turns out the reports are true.
Hey, who likes to see Survivors in brutal pain?
Well, come gather round for the reward challenge!
Last tribe with a member standing wins.
Brendan dropped out right at 220 pounds, J.T.
This set up a Taj vs. Debbie duel a duel that Debbie had no chance in hell at winning.
were dispatched to go steal two items from Timbira.
(They also swiped a watering can.)
Sandy didnt like the fact that they left a bag of food.
It certainly annoyed Sydney.
But Sandy also was (rightfully) concerned about Sydneys flirtation with the boys.
You better be pulling off more than a bra.
You better be pulling some panties off or something.
I believe inSurvivorcircles they call this The Shallow Approach (as in: Parvati Shallow).
Off on Exile, Taj was busy filling Sierra in on the secret cross-tribe alliance.
For Sierra, it was an absolute explosion of emotion upon learning the plan!
Which is to say, she managed to muster up a half-grin and give Taj an awkward high-five.
Does anything excite this woman?
Regardless, it is ahugeturnaround for someone who was voted out of her tribe 5 minutes into the game.
Whos laughing now, Timbira?!?
(Answer: not Sierra, because she doesnt know how.)
NEXT: The first annual Survivor underwear swap!
Cue the Tyson loincloth and we are off to the immunity challenge.
Timbira won, and no that is not a misprint.
Say it aint so, Joe!
I hate this line of thinking.
Losing isnevera good option.
Doesnt matter if someone is barking Fartin beans!
into your ear from dawn till dusk.
You have to suck it up to keep a position of power in the game.
Everyone seemed to be looking to J.T.
to make the call as to who to vote off.
Seeing as how Sydney had been prancing around in his underwear, she seemed to have the edge.
But then she idiotically told everyone that what she loved most aboutSurvivorwas the sneakiness of the game.
Not very sneaky, Sydney!
Taj overplayed her hand a bit by saying she didnt care that Sydneys flirting gained her allies.
Probst said he didnt buy it for a second, but I kinda did.
I think Taj is gettin a tad cocky with her secret alliance.
Those who tend to get too comfortable turn around only to find Jeff Probst snuffing their torch.
And remember, thisisthe season of the blindside.
Oh, Sandy, you are kinda crazy, but I also kinda learned to love you.
Sorry to see you go.
You know who else Im sorry to see go (until next week, at least)?
You, dear reader!
But before you do: a few quick hits.
Psycho Sandy herself will be right here on EW.com Friday afternoon for a new edition ofSurvivor Talk.
In the meantime, dont forget to view the exclusive deleted scene below.
But wait, theres more!
(I feel like Im hawking a Ginsu knife collection all of a sudden.)
Jeff Probst is back with hisweekly blog, offering valuable behind-the-scenes insight with an occasional dash of smack-talk.
A former Survivor champion is now embarking on a new career as a professional wrestler.
Who can it be?
Its not who you expect.
Or maybe it is.
Who exactly were you expecting?
I have no idea!
Okay, the message boards are officially open for business.
Will you miss Sandy?
Hating Coach more or less than last week?
See ya next week.
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