Every single word of it.
Well, I wasnt.
!Wait, no way is three exclamation points enough to do that justice.
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Allow me to tack on a few more for emphasis.
(!!!!!!!!!)
Thats all it took.
10 paces or no 10 paces, I am now officially on Team Sandy.
It was perhaps one of the most ridiculous things I have ever seen happen in the middle of aSurvivorchallenge.
It just doesnt happen!
And I cant believe I just compared Pyscho Sandy to LeBron James.
As usual, Im getting ahead of myself.
Lets take it from the top.
Sorry, I couldnt help it.
It was too easy.
Ill control myself from here on out.
Okay, deep breath.
Not to be outdone, Spencer then asked to bite the head off a worm.
Her stupidity was compounded when she and Brendan began digging for the idolwithout posting a lookout!
Sure enough, who should come strolling over but I trust everyone!
NEXT: Coach and Candace square off
But the drama at Timbira was just getting started.
At least I think it was.
Im not quite sure what that means.
Coach eventually tried to mend fences by telling Candace, I dont want to fight with you.
He then followed that up by and Im not making this up trying to lick her face.
Well, played, Taj.
Might want to get to work on that.
But enough about that its challenge time!
And what a challenge it was.
Sandy then rode Erinn like the Kentucky Derby, only to watch Tyson give Timbira a 2-0 lead.
Jalapao won that round as well as the all-male affair and the tiebreaker to score their first immunity victory.
They took their immunity idol and fishing gear and then elected to send Brendan to Exile Island.
But wait, theres a twist!
And that someone was Taj.
(Maybe he wanted Eddie Georges autograph?)
Do you know what we have here?
Its the new Charlie and Marcus!
I cant wait till theyre frolicking on the beach together at Ponderosa filming their big honeymoon video.
Maybe it wasnt quite as bad as not knowing what a pace is, but it was close.
Had Brendan actually decided to switch tribes as well then he would have hit the full trifecta of stupidity.
Candace wanted Coach gone.
Coach wanted Candace gone.
And Sierra wanted to sit back and look depressed while everyone else figured out what the hell to do.
Tribal Council was just…weird.
First you had perhaps the oddest T.C.
argument ever as Erinn and Debra debated whether they could build trust with people they had just met.
Even Probst couldnt help but cast a subtle smirk.
Put quite simply, she got licked.
There were no huge moments in this episode.
There was no hardcore strategy talk.
But it was a satisfying episode nonetheless.
Were getting a sense of some of the personalities in the game and they are intriguing ones.
Wait, did someone mention Probst?
I did, because its time to remind you to readhis latest EW.com blog entry.
Lastly, dont forget to check back Friday afternoon forSurvivor Talk.
(Im very proud of my Marcus impersonation, by the way.
Worked all week on it.)
You know who runs the show hereyou do!
Are you loving or loathing Psycho Sandy?
Is letting Coach lick you worth a million dollars?
Have you ever seen aSurvivorless excited to be there than Sierra?
And what do you think so far ofSurvivor: Tocantins?
The message boards are open for business.
Post early and post often!
You want to sound off about something?
This is the place.
Take advantage of it.
Ill ensure to put a note up there onceSurvivor Talkgoes live.
See ya next week!
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