I just came up with thebestHalloween costume!
Then someone will come along and shine a cold blue light of death on my rotting corpse.
In all seriousness, Ive said it before and Ill say it again: I liked Ace.
Credit: Monty Brinton/CBS
Ace played the game hard when it came to both challenges and strategy.
But Ace made one fatal mistake.
At least stupid when it comes to playingSurvivor.
Usually contestants just kinda blur the truth; Kenny completely obliterated it.
And I applaud him for that.
But jeez Louise apple cheese, is it really that easy to dupe someone?
Earth to Sugar:You were his ally!
Im mad, you’ve got the option to tell.
But can you blame me?
Ace was one of the few interesting characters we had this season, and now hes gone.
I get that a lot of you found him unbearably condescending, but the dude made good TV.
And not just in some loose-cannon sort of way.
I have to say, talking to Crystal before the game started she was a completely different person.
She was funny, bubbly, excited.
But man, has this experience weighed on her.
She just looks beaten down and defeated.
About 60 seconds later she wondered if her tribemate Dan was a former fatty.
Now, see, that wasnt trashy at all.
Im sure your parents were just thrilled with that one, Corinne.
Actually, thats positively mild for the self-proclaimed bitch.
If you want to hear something from her past that istrulyhorrifying, check outthis jaw-dropping story.
And when I say, Fang won, I am, of course, referring to in their dreams.
In actuality, Kota completely kicked their ass again.
to be the person trying to chase down and break Kotas ball in the second round.
Sugar, who was heckled by Randy before the round, at least I think he was heckling her.
Partying away your entire inheritance is less embarrassing than losing a game of monkey in the middle?
Maybe thats just me.
It was there that a horrible (off camera) accident occurred when someone accidentally clipped off Bobs testicles.
(Side note question: Did Randy not get any letters?
And before we knew it, we were back to another challenge.
Why so soon, you ask?
Because it was double-elimination time with double tribal councils.
NEXT: The deleted scene
The competition in question was essentially a log roll.
Finally cue the 70s porn music it was time for aSurvivorthreeway!
Im referring, of course, to the immunity finals, where the last person upright won.
Ace really got screwed on this one no pun intended by having to stand in the middle.
That means he couldnt look back at Marcus to see what the doctor was doing.
In essence, he was playing blind.
Bummer for him that he didnt get to win that immunity.
So then Ken lied through his teeth to Sugar, causing her to flip on her little snuggle bunny.
(Hey, at least shes not cursing.
Right, parents?!?)
Dan is a super-sweet, sensitive person.
Which is exactly why he was so lost in this game.
Every time I looked at him, he resembled a lost puppy.
Okay, folks, were close to wrapping this up because I am nursing a serious cold.
Plus, I have to get ready for Halloween and go work on my Ace accent.
But before you post, might I direct your attention to a few goodies.
Jeff Probst is dropping a most intriguing-sounding tease about next weeks episode in hisweekly EW.com blog.
Go read it and take your guess as to what he might be referring to.
(My uneducated guess: Another fake merge, a laThailand.)
And check out the exclusiveSurvivordeleted scene below to find out why Sugar is feeling so good about herself.
Okay, done both those things?
You better not be lying, because that bastard Probst will know if youre lying.
Hes like the freakin Mentalist…only without the vest.
Its your game now.
Did you like the double elimination?
Did Sugar make the right move?
Will you miss Ace?
And, most importantly, what areyougoing to be for Halloween?
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