WELCOME BACK TO THESURVIVORTV WATCH!
Fine, Ill stop.
And this goes for the next week onSurvivor as well.
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Sure, the hope is that it gets people interested enough to come back and watch the episode.
(By the way, JCVD +Celebrity Survivor= GOLD!)
Okay, rant over.
The guy who kept his temper and disdain in check for the first few weeks finally lost it.
Wed soon have our answer to that one once the players were summoned to theSurvivorauction.
Damn, thems Manhattan prices!!!
See ya, Bob!
Have fun on your sorry safari!
Unfortunately, a good portion of Nobag appear to also have nobrains whatsoever.
And then, it happened: Cookiegate.
Think about it: There have been about 17 auctions so far and around 7 items per auction.
Thats a lot of loot when you add it all up.
Pretty sneaky, Probst!
I left the auction broke, full, half-drunk, and pissed off, Randy told the camera.
So Im gonna burn this house down for the next day or so.
His first match was struck yelling at Matty for thanking Sugar for giving him her cookie.
That wasnt a gift from her, snapped Randy.
You had two, I had none.
Matty actually was trying to get Bob voted out instead, but that was before Hurricane Randy hit camp.
His hope was that Bob would find the hidden immunity idol and fork it over.
A stupid plan if ever Ive heard one.
I dont know, to me Operation Strong-arm was smothered in weak sauce.
However, the way to playSurvivoris to deflect attentionoffof yourself, not on.
But maybe he could win at the immunity challenge!
(Sorry, there I go again.
Serenity now, serenity now, serenity now…)
Perhaps Im being a little harsh.
The next sequence of events certainly was jaw dropping, simply for the amount of stupidity on display.
that he had made a fake immunity idol.
Ive got nothing to lose, announced Bob.
Really, how about needlessly pissing off a jury member?!?
And it was needless.
He simply could have said, Sugar, Im just not really comfortable doing that.
It would be mean-spirited.
She wouldve understood and not held it against him.
Randy still would have gone home.
The mix of stealthy manipulators and the simple-minded manipulated made for riveting TV.
Theres no such mix this time around.
Kenny has bent people to his will on several occasions.
But who else this season would you deem as being worthy of the title Sole Survivor?
Crystal has been downright laughable in challenges.
Matty has performed well in those but done little else to impact the game.
He gets the points for that.)
And we already covered Bob.
The whole tribal council played out like Randys biggest nightmare.
I doubt that hurts Randy much.
Im guessing he has been called most of those things before.
It just had to.
The moment when Randy actually tried to play the fake idolwaspretty hilarious.
How do I know it was hilarious?
Because everyone was laughing!
The alliance of five started laughing.
The jury (cute-as-a-button couple Charlie and Marcus, so rudely interrupted from the Ponderosa honeymoon) started laughing.
Even Randy started laughing.
I half wondered if Probst was breakdancing off camera or something, leading to chorus of cackling.
All of us hoping for a huge F.U.
diatribe from Randy on his way out were sorely disappointed.
Im still not completely sold, however.
But who cares about me?
What does special EW.com Gabon correspondent Jeff Probst think about all the latest goings-on?
Check outhis weekly blogto find out.
I have to say, I think this is his best one yet.
Definitely a must read for all youSurvivorfreaks.
And guess who from the seemingly happy smiley Fang 5 alliance Matty is already targeting for eviction?
Check out the exclusiveSurvivordeleted scene below to find out something others dont know.
And if yourereallybored, it will eventually get to the behind-the-scenes footage I shot while over in Gabon.
you’ve got the option to even watch Probst kick my ass at tribal council!
(You think Im kidding, but sadly, Im not.)
Now its your turn, posters.
Who was to blame for Cookiegate?
Are you psyched or sorry to see Randy go?
And what would you do with all that auction money if you were Jeff Probst?
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