Taylor Lautner made hisLate Show with David Lettermandebut last night.
In Japan, theyre very sensitive.
They cry a lot, he began.
He feels bad, so hell touch them with one hand and assure them theyll be alright.
And then, they start crying more.
So he grabs their shoulders with two hands and says,seriously, its gonna be just fine.
And then they start bawling.
And eventually…they just faint.
And, problem solved.
Subversive humor, Mr. Lautner.
But we got 2,000 girls that just, you know, stormed the lobby.
They got past hotel security, and right now, were calling the uh Brazilian National Guard.
When Letterman called it inexplicable, Lautner said, Its very special.
Again with the funny!
Lautners response: Ninety percent of the movie, I do.
So we got a good shot.
Alas, he didnt.
And P.S., to Summit, you cut that clip too soon!
