Speaking of that what were the words Alec once used?
(“You’re an inspiration to Republican transgender Olympic decathlon winners everywhere,” he added.)
“I raised 10 children, I’m coming up on 20 grandchildren,” she said.
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“I didn’t cut it off.
I just retired it.
It was done!”
Below, we present the jokes that dropped jaws, for better and worse.
Blake Griffin to Alec Baldwin
“Alec is a sensitive artist at heart.
He also loses Emmys and Oscars and custody of his firstborn child, am I right?”
Ireland Baldwin
“Keep it going for the reason Mike Pence says we have hurricanes!
Nikki Glaser to Sean Hayes
“Let’s face it, no one wants to be here.
The person who went to the greatest lengths to not show up tonight was Bruce Jenner…
I actually respect that you fully transitioned instead of stopping halfway like Sean Hayes.
Nikki Glaser
“Hey, Caitlyn, you goddamn hypocrite.
Chris Redd to Caitlyn Jenner.
“Here’s how fucked up Hollywood is.
Cut your dick off?
Robert De Niro
“You look a real doll that’s been fed alittttletoo close to the fireplace.”
If you have a problem with that, then you’ve got the option to suck my dick!
If you’ve got the option to find it!”
Jeff Ross on Chris Redd
“You look like a blind kid tried to draw Michael B. Jeff Ross on Chris Redd
“Larry Bird is here, I mean, Nikki Glaser is here.
Nikki, look at you, ya damaged little climber.
You know, Nikki was the only girl kicked off Jeffrey Epstein’s island for networking.”
Blake Griffin
“Adam looks like the kind of guy who calls black athletes thoroughbreds.”
Ken Jeong
“You just had identical twin daughters.
Ken told me he can’t tell them apart.
Well, now you know how the rest of us feel.
You’re a good guy, thank you for letting them live.”
Jeff Ross to Ken Jeong
“Jeff, you are one fat Jewish man.
I feel like you really took ‘Let my people go’ out of context.”
Caroline Rhea to Jeff Ross
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