First things first: Hearing the squibillionthAmazing Racecontestant say Game on!
(But just to clarify: THE GAME WAS NOT ON.)
There were two attendants behind the counter, but the spare one would not acknowledge Jen and Kishas presence.
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mockery when they were pulling the rickshaw around in Thailand.
And yet after the sisters pool meltdown, I can no longer bring myself to hold a grudge.
You be the judge: Bitter, deaf, or both?
Tammy was nervous about this, as she said she gets creeped out by other peoples feet.
Im starting to warm to this team.)
Jaime had no such censor.
Although, perhaps Jaime just didnt understand what Cara was trying to say with all her grunts and moans.
And we all know how mad Jaime gets when she doesnt understand what someones trying to say.
Cara finished first, then Kisha, leaving Tammy and Luke holding hands to share their pain.
A motif for this seasons show is definitely, Locals enjoying the players suffering and failures.
From here, teams searched for cabbies who knew how to get to an Olympic swimming pool.
And yet this comment seemed entirely manufactured.
Nasty quotes just roll out of her like the alphabet rolls out of a five-year-old.
But when Tammy then said, I dont want to get in a fight with Jaime.
She scares me,thatsounded natural.
His time was simply held up to underscore just how slow everybody was.
We immediately knew that Tammy/Victor and Kisha/Jen were going to be the weak teams.
Who knew gravity was such a jerk?
Seeing their difficulties, Kisha and Jen went for Swim.
Sign this girl for the 2012 Olympics shell dominate at the 100-meter flail!
Watching her, Jen knew she wouldnt fare much better, so they dashed back to the diving boards.
Im not sure how she was breathing, considering how she never lifted her face out of the water.
And seasoned swimmers Margie and Luke, tore through the relay.
After swimming that distance, I had a lot of respect for Michael Phelps, said Luke afterward.
Really,thatwas what tipped you over to begrudging respect, Luke?
At the same time, the water officially triumphed over Jen.
She completely broke down, crouching by the side of the pool and saying she wanted to go home.
It was the dog-paddle version of I am Spartacus!
Said a slightly teary Kisha, I think she feels like she let me down, but she didnt.
Sigh: Kisha truly is the wind beneath Jens waterwings.
NEXT: before you kick off singing, We Are the Champions, Jaime…
While all this was going on, Margie gloated in her cab, Jen and Kisha, bye-bye.
Theyre tough on land, but in the water, theyre nothing.
What, Im just asking!
Normally, non-elimination legs frustrate me and leave me feeling unsatisfied.
But last nights was the exception.
A through-line to the episode had been Jaime complaining that theyd never won a leg.
And then they arrived.
Phil gave them the good news they were team number one.
Jaime crumpled against Cara: Jaime had done it!
She had proved herself to everybody who ever underestimated her.
She was not to be messed with!
You say this leg of the race is not over?
That is a problem.
Yes, all her triumph was melted away with one tip o the hosting hat.
And it was delightful.
I knew I couldnt stay mad at you, non-elimination round.
And then and only then will game be on!
Who are you hoping to go next week, and who do you want to win the whole thing?
Did Jens bawling make you like her more?
Or does it serve her right for entering an adventure competition while not knowing how to swim?
So many questions, so little time…
