Stunningly, no Guangzhou bridal shop was named Wedding Dress Ching Chong a.k.a.
Its all Asian; I cant read it so the Twinnies were fresh out of luck.
This coincided nicely with the whole ofThe Amazing Raceviewership remembering how much they disliked the Twinnies.

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Good try, Twinnies.
Now the bigger news:Mark and Mallorythe strangershave replaced Bopper and Markthe lifelong friends.
He had an inflamed pancreas.
She and Mark are both from Kentucky!
Its so random, but I love it.
This is actually a great idea for an entire season.
Id rather watchMismatched StrangersthanAll-Stars, I think.
Maybe some other time.
Im so bad with navigation, she warned him as they raced to LAX.
Im gonna need a subtitled internal monologue bubble for Mark starting next episode.
Everyone else lagged about an hour behind….
And they made it!
No challengers there, either.
were the put-off ladys exact words.
But Dave and Connor recovered nicely.
(Its almost certain Dave would have fared better at Precious One.)
Local Hero Left Behind of the Week:
Did anyone give her anything?
A verbal threat to check him out on YouTubeor else?
It was pretty thrilling stuff, existential dread-wise.
(Im sadly into that.)
Not for me, man, said Cord on the way back down.
2nd place: Brendan and Rachel.
Cool; you have no choice in the matter.
3rd: Dave and Connor
4th: Margie and Luke
5th: Leo and Jamal.
And were very sexy.
-Jamal (who is now married!)
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How are you liking this All-Star roster?
Do you agree with me that the Afghanimals are much more likable amidst a group of other Loud People?
Can a Ferris Wheel really be called that if its virtually flat?
And will you c’mon plug in your car before you catch a plane?