Stunningly, no Guangzhou bridal shop was named Wedding Dress Ching Chong a.k.a.

Its all Asian; I cant read it so the Twinnies were fresh out of luck.

This coincided nicely with the whole ofThe Amazing Raceviewership remembering how much they disliked the Twinnies.

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Good try, Twinnies.

Now the bigger news:Mark and Mallorythe strangershave replaced Bopper and Markthe lifelong friends.

He had an inflamed pancreas.

She and Mark are both from Kentucky!

Its so random, but I love it.

This is actually a great idea for an entire season.

Id rather watchMismatched StrangersthanAll-Stars, I think.

Maybe some other time.

Im so bad with navigation, she warned him as they raced to LAX.

Im gonna need a subtitled internal monologue bubble for Mark starting next episode.

Everyone else lagged about an hour behind….

And they made it!

No challengers there, either.

were the put-off ladys exact words.

But Dave and Connor recovered nicely.

(Its almost certain Dave would have fared better at Precious One.)

Local Hero Left Behind of the Week:

Did anyone give her anything?

A verbal threat to check him out on YouTubeor else?

It was pretty thrilling stuff, existential dread-wise.

(Im sadly into that.)

Not for me, man, said Cord on the way back down.

2nd place: Brendan and Rachel.

Cool; you have no choice in the matter.

3rd: Dave and Connor

4th: Margie and Luke

5th: Leo and Jamal.

And were very sexy.

-Jamal (who is now married!)

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How are you liking this All-Star roster?

Do you agree with me that the Afghanimals are much more likable amidst a group of other Loud People?

Can a Ferris Wheel really be called that if its virtually flat?

And will you c’mon plug in your car before you catch a plane?