So before we get into ousted Amanda calling Matt a douchebag (you go, girl!

), Im gonna pretend Im aBachelorcameraman and go where the skin is.

That said, that long black (mesh?

The Bachelor

The turtle was closer to me physically than Chelsea, Matt said.

And I totally get that.

But I think hes totally gonna choose her.

(Matt: I think about you a lot.

Chelsea: Good.)

If she does get along with Matts parents, the ring is hers.

Canoodling in the ocean, in the sand, and in the swimming pool.

Figuring out if Shaynes dumb blond act is, as he suspects, just an act.

Does she just ask stupid questions e.g.

Do they have palm trees in London?

and Im intellectual is that how you say that word?

because she thinks its cute, and not because she doesnt know the answer.

(Matt said he loves it.

And that he could easily seem himself with Shayne, his little monkey.)

Ive been blond since I was 12, maybe 13.

I didnt think my little monkey had it in her.

I could be totally wrong.

Last and, well, least, we get to Amanda.

What was that about?

(I hope Chris Harrison gets to the bottom of it in next weeks bachelorettes tell-all special.)

), but looking back, Amanda never seemed to let loose.

She always seemed a little guarded.

But she didnt show her personality as much as she couldve.

As for the rose ceremony, I thought this one was, actually, somewhat dramatic.

Shayne lookedhellanervous, which was kinda strange but kinda sweet.

No, that statement crushes women even more.

Thats why Amanda said Matt was a douchebag.

So, who will we see proposed to in two weeks: Chelsea or Shayne?