Honestly, my heart just breaks for that kid.
Its not like we hadnt been warned byReality Steve.
Still, up until tonight, I couldnt quite believe the rumors were true.
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Im sure they did.
But he didnt have to say yes.
But Im getting ahead of myself.
Its so important that I make the right choice, says Jason.
The real test is next.
They all eye her warily, especially when the topic of her MIA parents comes up.
Melissas defense: Am I OK that they potentially could not meet him before this process is over?
In the previous show he got DeAnnas dads blessing, Sean tells Melissa.
And without your parents… meeting him, potentially hes not going to propose.
Papa Mesnicks resolve softens a little when Ty toddles out and says he wants to play with Melissa.
Shes gonna give it a try, though.
Here comes Molly bouncing out of the SUV, chipper, bright-eyed, and excited to meet Ty.
Jason explains that Molly is not somebody whos been around little kids a lot, and it shows.
Children are like dogs they can smell fear and Molly is giving off the unmistakable stench of terror.
I was freaking out, says Molly.
But I just had to be confident and give it my best.
Molly is almost convincing when she says, Were kind of a little family right now.
This is how life could be, and its so fun to think like that.
(Good try, toots.)
Hopefully the Mesnick clan can be the tiebreaker.
Im packing the brat off to boarding school!
Ive been there, done that.
But can she convince Jasons mom?
Mama Mesnick, unlike her son, has a pretty inscrutable poker face.
NEXT PAGE: The bitch is back!
They agree, but for whatever reason Melissa waits until the end of her rainy-date date to tell Jason.
Once hes hosed off, Molly hands Jason a homemade dossier called A Fairytale Love Story.
You have been selected to be a part of ABCs prime time series The Bachelor.
We are very excited about your participation and look forward to seeing you in Los Angeles.
This experience will take you from California to Your Town, USA.
She must have cut off the last line: P.S.
Dont bother packing your dignity.
You wont need it.
Wow, both ladies really brought their A-game.
Whats Jason going to do?
Call Melissas parents, thats what.
So alls well, right?
Oh, hells no.
As ominous music plays, a black station wagon snakes up the driveway.
The door opens, revealing a womans toned legs… and whats this?
Aw yeah the bitch is back, yall!!!
And the American viewing public will reap the benefits of his mistake.
NEXT PAGE: Will you marry me… for 15 minutes?
DeAnna tells him as much, saying she chose the wild card and paid a steep price for it.
If I would have chose you, it would have worked.
You havent proposed yet.
You still have a chance.
And thats why Im here.
Anyhow, DeAnna didnt look too broken up or even fazed after Jason shot her down, did she?
I followed my heart.
At last, the big day has arrived.
But hestilldoesnt know what he wants.
Ive never been so conflicted about a decision in my entire life.
I know what Im going to do.
That doesnt mean hes not going to cry about it, though.
I never thought Id be sitting here right now this hurt.
After she joins Jason at the proposal post, the Bachelor tells her she is (what else?)
amazing, and then he starts to lose it.
I dont know how I could ever let you go but I have to.
For once, Molly stops smiling.
I think youve made a mistake a big one.
(Kids, this is calledforeshadowing.)
Oh, look whos here!
Of course, you know the rest: ring, kissing, Will you accept this rose?
And then sweet little Ty comes running out in his bowtie… Happily ever after, right?
NEXT PAGE: You are such a bastard!
Cut to six weeks later.
As Harrison warns us, A lot has happened since then.
He brings Jason out on stage to an empty studio no applause, no squealing women.
All it takes is a simple Whats on your mind?
from Harrison, and the Bachelor breaks down.
Tearfully, Jason admits that since the show ended, things with Melissa have been different.
These are his real, honest true feelings, and he swears he hasnt talked to Molly about anything.
(What about texts and emails?
Unclear Harrison doesnt ask.)
How do you think thats going to go?
Im guessing the answer is not well, since good guys dont dump their fiancees on camera.
And now its Melissas turn to come out to an awkwardly empty studio.
As Melissa blinks back tears, Jason explains that the chemistry just started changing.
And you have yet to be honest.
Finally, Jason spits it out: I do still have feelings for Molly.
So once again, Melissa is the dumpee.
The only thing wrong with you, sweetie, is that you thoughtThe Bachelorcould find you a good guy.
Before he brings Jason out, Harrison asks Molly if shes still in love with the Bachelor.
Shes about to get her wish.
Jason skulks out from backstage, and fesses up that he wants her back.
Molly convinced that shes the victim of the meanestPunkdprank ever looks from Harrison to Jason and back again.
Finally, she manages to speak.
Um, but, what about Melissa?
(Yeah thats right, girlfriend what about her?
If hes doing this to her, what makes you think youll be any different?
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WOMAN, RUN!!)
By the end of the commercial break, shes turned toward Jason.
Im very confused, she says.
I think we still have a lot to talk about… And now her hands on his knee…
I think we can see where things go… My feelings never changed for you.Aaaandnow theyre sucking face.
Its over, folks.
Cue the orchestra the circle of crazy is complete!
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