Good news, reality TV masochists!
(Its nice to have a reason to live again, isnt it?)
Oh wait, I misread that last one it actually said a charming country boy.
And if youre still not convinced, the two hour season premiere on May 18 features a heated dance-off.
After the jump, ABCs press release with key parts highlighted for your edification.
Once inside, Jillian lives every womans dream surrounded by 25 handsome men all there just for her.
What has the Bachelorette gotten herself into?
And Ed, a wealthy technology consultant from Chicago, makes an impact with his understated confidence.
Tensions mount and sparks fly as the bachelors vie for the first impression rose.
Caleb, 27, photographer, Nashville, TN.
David, 27, trucking contractor from Dayton, OH.
Ed, 29, technology consultant from Chicago, IL.
Greg, 31, entrepreneur from Scottdale, AZ.
Jake, 31, commercial pilot from Dallas, TX.
Jesse, 27, wine maker from Carmel Valley, CA.
John H., 27, branding consultant from Boise, ID.
Juan, 35, general contractor from Santa Monica, CA.
Julien, 34, restauranteur from San Diego, CA.
Kiptyn, 31, business developer from Encinitas, CA.
Kyle, 26, graphic designer from Brooklyn, NY.
Michael, 25, break dance instructor from Astoria, NY.
Mike, 28, baseball camp owner from New York, NY.
Reid, 30, realtor from Philadelphia, PA.
Robby, 25, bartender from Spring, TX.
Sasha, 27, oil and gas consultantfrom Tiki Island, TX.
Tanner F., 28, sales representative from Derby, KS.
Tanner P., 30, financial analyst from Dallas, TX.
Wes, 32, musician from Austin, TX.
So, how excited are you?
And how many of these guys are going to make mustard jokes when they walk out of the limo?
Im guessing 29 out of 30.
