Im talking, of course, aboutThe Men Tell Allspecial.
For one thing,MTAis Harrisons time to shine.
Finally, it means were just one week away from the big finale!
Credit: Kevin Foley/ABC
In the meantime, lets relive the highlights from tonights filler-tastic extravaganza.
Okay, yeah thats it.
Oh boy, once again it seems Kippers in the lead.
Oh look, Dumb and Dumber are back!
It was definitely tough on me.
Now theyve been together for six months, he adds, and things couldnt be any better.
Adds the Bachelor, For sure were going to get married.
Sir, I will take that bet!
Jake wins the applause-o-meter during the introductions, and randomly, Jesse gets the second-biggest cheer.
Actually, Icantfigure that out.
Still, I dont feel like were getting the whole story.
(And seriously, they couldnt do any better than prior engagement?)
The guys whoarethere are more than happy to fall right back into character for the crowd.
Seriously, why are they all pig piling on Jake?
Either way, all the attacks are unwarranted after all, being a bore is not a crime.
Because youre all fishing in the same pool.
(Also because no self-respecting man goes on TV to find a wife.)
(This subtle take-down prompts two blonde ladies in the audience to exchange Oh,snap!
Who gives a crap?
Lets go to the videotape: What he actually said was, Ill kill him.
I would love to just beat the f out of him.)
What is there to say about Jakes time in The Hot Seat?
Not much, to be honest.
(Cue the dolphin squeals!)
(Would Jake be a better Bachelor than Kiptyn?
Discuss amongst yourselves.)
NEXT PAGE: Hey Wes, are your ears burning?
(He declines to reveal what that less-offensively-wrong reason is, though.)
And Mike also has a point: Wes is not smart enough to trick Jillian.
That said, absolutely nothing is clarified.
Will we ever know the truth?
Have I already begun to stop caring?
Someones been working on her styling!
Now thats a guy Id like to see as the next Bachelor.
(Yes, I know I am in the minority on this one.)
Juan follows that with a totally unconvincing assertion that Jillians feet are really hot.
Oh for the love of God, TeamBachelorette must all roads lead to feet this season?
Honestly, did they never feed that poor girl?
