Lets review, shall we?
Or maybe not Im fairly certain shes said that about 2/3 of the remaining men.
(Seriously, the producers must get some kind of bulk rate on whirlybird rentals.)
Credit: ABC
he screams.I would say Im more spontaneous than adventurous, he tells the camera.
Ive never done anything like this.
Ive never even heard of it.
I dont even know if its legal.
That said, Ed really had nothing to worry about.
Having escaped death, theres only one thing to do: make out in the pool.
(As we all know, chlorinated bodies of water make Jillian hot.)
Fantastic, shes got aRapunzel complex.
Why am I surprised?
Meanwhile, somewhere in the southern California hills… Ding dong!
Its the Accent Table of Doom at the door!
Holy group grope, Batman!
What do you think, buddy?
Shes taking 11 guys on the next date her standards are NOT insurmountable.
Of course, he scores the bud.
Of course, most of the scenes involve Jillian kissing a different guy.
By the end of the day, Jillians swapped spit with Reid, Mark, Juan, and Kiptyn.
This girl doesnt want genuine and warm, she wants unavailable and obnoxious.
Oh hey, Wes, fancy meeting you here!
I want to start weeding these guys out fast, he tells her.
While the duo is initially reluctant Can I just say out loud that I like women?
Michael announces before they shoot they completely commit to their I wish I could quit you confrontation.
Her feet looked so good, he groans, I wanted to put them in my mouth!
And in fact he proceeds to rub her toes against his face in paroxysms of passion.
When I came to, my eyes were bleeding, and Jillian was giving Robby the date rose.
Thank God for the Accent Table of Doom!
Maybe it can call the cops on Dave when it leaves and goes back to wherever it lives.
It could have a phone.
You dont know.)
As he suits up for his outing with Jillian, dudebro is not lacking in confidence.
The other guys are sheep, while hes a wolf looking for that mythical unicorn.
Wait, is he on a dating show or playing some fairy tale version ofDungeons & Dragons?
But the real treat lies ahead: a joyride in a borrowed Ferrari!
(Cue Jillians second dolphin squeal of the episode.)
Sasha drove like a maniac, she gushes, and Ilovedit!
And she LOVES it.
With that, its cocktail party time!
Dave the Rageaholic finally gets his one-on-one chat with Jillian.
Im used to having attention and whatnot, and Im not getting it.
Ive gotta take it up a notch, he insists.
Im a basic guy from Dallas, and I have no skills.
I wouldnt say that, Tanner you are quite skilled at making an ass of yourself.
I was like, Aaaauuhhhh!
It was like, Eeuuuuuuuhhhh!
at anyone who happens to be in his eye line.
Hes a lot likethe Hulk: You wouldnt like him when hes angry.
Unfortunately for Dave, hesalwaysangry.
Having stormed outside to the patio, Dave inexplicably begins badgering Mark for not warning Jillian about Juan.
I fin hate the motherf-r, says Dave to the camera.
I would love to just beat the f out of him.
And just when I was really starting to like Robby, he actually backs up the Rageaholic!
I would like to see if weve got something moving forward.
