Chris Harrison talks to the ladies about media backlash, breast implants, and more.

Wow, is itWomen Tell Alltime already?

(Yep, because this first season ofThe Bachelorwas only seven episodes/hours long.)

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Adds Daniela (who?

Who wants to marry a guy who goes on TV to find a wife?

says Rhonda, reading a newspaper article about the show.

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And plot twist: Rhonda brought her new boyfriend to the viewing party!

Im real happy for her, says Ryan gallantly.

In the very firstWTA, Harrison promises us never-before seen moments where the claws come out.

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The firstWTAfeatured audience questions!

And this little baby-faced kid named Trevor has a doozy.

Do you think Alex only kept you around because you made out with him right before the rose ceremony?

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And the answer is an emphaticyes.

He didnt even know who I was until I made out with him!

I dont regret it.

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He was a great kisser.

And the very first hot seat interview ever went to…

…Cathy, the 22-year-old nanny!

Reminder: This was 2002, long before theBachelor in Paradisedebacleand subsequenttwo drinks per hour limit.

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Anyhow, something tells me Cathy knew how to have a good time even when the booze wasnt flowing.

I dont regret a thing, says Cathy.

Thats who I am.

Shes also very happy to discuss her recent breast implants, which Harrison actually asks her about.

I figure, you fix your car, you fix your house I fixed myself, explains Cathy.

Hes practically a monk.

(Also, “made out” should not be hyphenated.)