Wow, last night was quite eventful for formerThe Bachelorettestar Hannah Brown, wasnt it, rose lovers?
And then comes the make-out montage, along with Peters choppy voiceover confession: I have been intimate.
Question: Is Peter murdering someone here?
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We all know what comes next, right rose lovers?
Of course: THE CRYING!
Finally, the sequence that launched 1,000 click-bait headlines.
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Former Bachelorette Hannah Brown shows up!
While its unclear what exactly is going on, it seems our new Bachelor LOVES it.
And now, its Peters turn to throw Bachelor Nation for a loop.
What Im about to say is extremely crazy, he says to Hannah.
What would you say if I asked you to come… be part of that?
Um, shed probably say, Huh?
Was that a complete sentence?
Apparently, were supposed to interpret this as Peter asking Hannah to be a contestant onThe Bachelor.
They only let me out for an hour.
Still, its fun to pretend, isnt it?
Simmer down, sweetie.
The only thing at risk of dying here is your dignity.
Let the countdown begin, rose lovers!
Will you be watchingThe Bachelorwhen it premieres on Jan. 6?
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