Sothisis Avril as an old married woman.

Get out my face/Youre not my taste…/ Dont ask why/Goodbye!

I wear the pants!

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Credit: Photograph by Justin Stephens

(Selfishness spoof or empowerment anthem?

Such a fine line these days.)

If the girls ofHeathersformed a Runaways tribute band, it would sound exactly like this.

At least Lavigne got over that case of the sullens she had on 2004sUnder My Skin.

Also gone: the impressive breadth ofLet Go, her superior debut.

And: I will only have like 3 slow songs on the record.

the love theme fromEragon.

She saves her conviction for the mosh-ready hits and disses that dominate the disc.

Playing this album as an adultwillmake your SAT score drop retroactively.

But grown-ups may recognize something charmingly innocent as well as immature about Avril as a born-again high school sophomore.