There may be no host but that doesnt mean the Oscars have to carry on without some much-needed jokes!
Here are the best yuks so far at the92nd Academy Awards:
Mahershala Ali has two Oscars.
You know what that means when cops pull him over?
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He sawMarriage Storyand thought it was a comedy.
(Chris Rock)
Marty, Ive got to tell you I love the first season ofThe Irishman.
(Chris Rock)
I gotta tell you Ive got a Ford, I got a Ferrari.
It aint even close.
Thats like Halle Berry versus gum disease.
Cynthia is Eddie Murphy under this stage?
Im thinking Quentin does a movie about it and in the end, the adults do the right thing.
(Brad Pitt)
A man whose matrix we would all like to reload, Keanu Reeves.
(Kelly Marie Tran)
I can now officially say Ive held an Oscar on this stage.
(Donald Sylvester, sound editor)
Oh, we know all about film editors.
Im still in a lot of the key art.
(Will Ferrell)
There has never been a museum dedicated to the arts and sciences of pictures.
But it is being born, this labor of love.
A bunch of us were just over there this morning.
I was putting up some drywall.
Scarlett Johansson had brought her orbital sander.
Brad Pitt was on the roof working with his shirt off, as was Colin Jost.
And dude, that was no contest.
(Tom Hanks)
Im bloody ready to drink tonight.
I will drink until next morning.
(Bong Joon Ho)
Hello there.
Thank you for having me back.
Its such a pleasure to be here.
Last year was the best night of my husbands life.
