Who will be the best man and maid of honor?
Sheldon and Amy take out all emotion and base their tally sheet scores on quantitative metrics.
Sheldon is in hog heaven.
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When Howard handles a fried rice situation with ease, his best man status shoots to the top.
Penny gains a few extra points when she delivers a sewing kit in just over a minute.
Shes not afraid of casting a best woman or a gentleman of honor.
A test of loyalty is next on the agenda.
Amy warns Raj not to tell a secret she knows about Howard but is quickly shut down.
Raj doesnt want to engage in gossip.
Im proud to say I refrained from Googling that phrase.
Next Sheldon tests whether his friends can get him to the ceremony on time.
Leonard fails miserably by suggesting Sheldon see a doctor for his weird behavior.
When Amy tests Pennys knowledge on how well she knows her, Penny thrives.
Thankfully, the writers decide to land the plane and end this nonsense.
Sheldon picks the comic book store owner.
Hes never been labeled best before.
Or man for that matter.
Sheldon apologizes to Raj, Leonard, and Howard for violating their trust.
He shares that Stuart will be his best man since the rest of his friends turned against him.
Leonard gives Sheldon permission to not keep score and to choose whoever he wants to be his best man.
Points or no points, Leonard is the champion.
Amy pushes Howard out of the way to embrace her first love Penny.
Bernadette is tossed out in the cold with Stuart.
These nuptials will definitely be a sight to behold.
And is it weird if I want Sheldons brother to actually make a toast using his armpit?
Theoretical LaughterSheldon: I dont know how I feel about all of this baby proofing.
Sheldon: My mother is pushing for my brother Georgie to be my best man.
And I hate to disappoint her again.
I already rejected her savior and LinkedIn invitation.
