I can’t wait to see where this goes!
Spoiler alert: It doesn’t go anywhere.
Raj will forever be the third wheel in the House of Wolowitz.
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Things looked bright at the beginning of the episode.
Raj is rocking his planetarium speaking gig with all sorts of charisma.
He peppers the spiel with super long pauses to really drive his points home.
A date leads to making out, which leads to sex.
Well, they are technically separated.
It’s been two weeks, which is not a lot of weeks.
To quote Raj, “That’s the bare minimum to get to the plural of weeks.”
Raj polls his friends as he sits in the bed with Bernadette while Howard looks on.
The next time Raj makes out with Nell, he sees a vision of Oliver crying.
Who wouldn’t want that deal?
This was just creepy enough for Nell to go running back to Oliver.
Another one bites the dust for Raj.
Will he ever find a girlfriend?
Speaking of love interests, Sheldon is having a wonderful time with string theory.
Look at Sheldon being considerate!
Leonard and Penny’s answer is a big fat NO.
They couldn’t care less that Sheldon wants some alone time with string theory.
He is miserable to live with, plus any privacy would be a thing of the past.
The guy doesn’t understand boundaries.
Plus they can make a little change on the side.
Arby’s for everyone!
Sheldon’s complete silence and general rational behavior freaks Leonard out.
The world is officially off tilt.
Of course, there’s a clause in the rental agreement that works in Sheldon’s favor.
I’m with Leonard.
THEORETICAL LAUGHTER
Sheldon: “The campus isn’t safe at night.
There are raccoons and undergrads walking around like they own the place.”
