The Riverdale spin-off sanitizes itself silly.

The charming yet slight new seriesKaty Keene(debuting Thursday at 8 p.m. ButKatys swank Fifth Avenue setting and rom-com-on-steroids storytelling feels like another (final?)

She wants to be a famous designer, and personally sews seemingly everything that everyone around her wears.

Katy Keene

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Katy lives in a nominally crammed, arguably gigantic apartment with two ambitious roommates.

Jorge (Jonny Beauchamp) is a drag performer with Broadway in his sights.

Katy Keenewas developed byRoberto Aguirre-Sarcasaand Michael Grassi.

Everyone looks incredible, every piece of clothing is art-designed to an almost Wes Andersonian degree.

This is Hales third try at CW stardom, after the recentLife Sentenceand the fondly-remembered-by-this-critic class comedyPrivileged.

Josie keeps talking about how much scarier her hometown was and shes right!

A show about New York doesnt need to be nasty.

Katy and KO smooch at Coney Island.

Every firefighter is a hottie date prospect.

New York, Katy narrates.

Dialogue like that got banned decades ago.

Aguirre-Sarcasa is a retro guy, I get it.

About that: Alexander has a sister, Alexandra, played with devouring relish by Camille Hyde.

In these early episodes, Alexandras a barely appearingdiabolus ex machina.

(Even an escort subplot turns into a moral fable about monogamy.)

Alexandra feels like the insanity the show is trying to bottle up.

Free the crazy, I say!

Better title:Poser.Grade:B-

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