Of course Brody Jenner and Mr.
Private Plane didnt go to jail, which was a little disappointing.
It got us all excited for a wrap-up last night but failed to deliver.
Did we actually think theHillsproducers would allow a Jenner to get arrested?
This isntThe Real Worldfolks.
Was it worth ruining their night in Vegas?
According to Brody, it was: If you would have seen how obnoxious this guy was.
Yeah, spending five hours pressing charges sounds a lot more fun than say, strippers!
Hate to break it to you, Brodster, but you chose wrong.
In awkward confrontation No.
I know its not the right time, but… Awwwk-ward.
Laurens response: Ill see you at home.
Yeah, because poor Drins was flying commercial, while Lauren was on a private jet!
Im right there with you, J.B. God, hes sexy when he speaks from the heart.
I just dont want it to play out that way.
Ah, poor little Lo.
We only see her when shes telling Lauren to drop Audrina.
Even Whitney got involved, in her neutral-Nellie kind of way.
Whitney will ask, So whats going on?
and Lauren will vacantly recount her latest drama.
Kelly, I just know we could be best friends if we ever met.
NEXT:Mending fences
Okay, I digress.
On to the climax: the Lauren and Audrina talk.
Thats because she really doesnt do much, Drins, and its not your fault.
I thought Audrina was finished.
Cut to a messy, mascara-streaked hug, and its over.
Now can we hey focus on something more interesting, like psycho Stephanie or Justin Bobby?
Hell, Ill even watch more of Holly Montag if it means a little Joe Francis action.
Look whos in my office.
Then DI flat out fibbed and told Holly that Heidi wanted her out.
Holly responded in disbelief, Heidi wants me to move out?
Youre telling me that straight up.
DIs answer: Heidi and I want you to move out.
Umm, Hello Heids.
Are you just now realizing this?
Why do we watch these people again?
So, am I being too harsh?
Was last nights episode better than I thought?
How long do you think that Holly was actually missing?
Will Audrina and Lauren stay friends?
Do you think Kelly and I could ever be friends?
What did you think of Whitneys outfit for Lady GaGa?
