If you answered D, then give yourself a pat on the back youre a winner!
You should know better by now.
So heres the lowdown on this terrible night.
Heidi, in her cheeriest I really need a girls night!
voice, persuaded Audrina to come out to this seasons Les Deux, S Bar.
(Yeah, so guess the friendships back on.
That didnt take too long.)
This news drove Beavis to shave, grab his random pal Kevin, and head to S Bar too.
Probably because theyre just as over it as we are, right?
Like, Ugh, Spencer, I told you not to wear the color blue!
God, you make me so mad.
Or, Heidi, did you seriously just call my mom and tell her I really do like peas?
(See how fun that is?
Now you try.)
Moral of the Speidi story last night: Somehow, Heidi did something I didnt think was humanly possible.
She painted Spencer in a wait for it goodlight!
[Insert hallelujah chorus here.]
I didnt want you, like, hooking up with other girls, she insisted of their relationship vacation.
I didnt hook up with anybody!
For standing in a bar?…
Bottom line is youre delusional if you think I was flirting with those girls.
How long is relationship vacation?
Am I supposed to not go to bars and not talk to people?
Like, how many months?
It really does pain me to side with Beavis, but on this one, I cant help it.
Its not like he was sticking his slimy tongue down another girls throat or anything.
Plus, in the words of Lauren, Why wouldnt she just go up and say hi?
Wasnt the guy, like, her fiance?
No girl would willingly touch that scum).
But since when did she become so astringent toward her own friends?
Maybe its because shes now working for someone (a.k.a.
Kelly Cutrone) with a similar disposition?
This is like a dream job, Im so stoked for you, she gushed.
Itd be so cool to work here with you.
Before I bid you fellowHillswatchers adieu, I want to pick your brain.
Were you, gulp, siding with Spencer last night like I was?
Or is he a person you wish you could banish to Washed-Up Reality Star Island?
